Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Foam Bathtub Mat Without Suction Cups



In the second half of December in my LJ occur in Dickens 'hard times' - I totally I do not know what to write about. The outcome is not am getting, goals for next year is not my, do not read horoscopes, resolutions do not write. What is the meaning develop spiritually and physically, If I had to quit and traveled to five color the river? The word "Wisch List" seem somehow unearthly, and a native Santa Claus, I never did not ask because that can not imagine how you can scribble something like "Dear Grandfather Frost, beard made of cotton , do so that I had tickets to Sarajevo, Mostar and Bucharest. Why strain the middle-aged man, if you can go into orbit (orbitz.com) and rotate for a while to find the desired?

So I ate buns, whittling "salads" , and philosophize. For thousands of years of its existence, and the cave, and progressive people have already signed all the possible inferences brought logical conclusions nashtampovalo stamps prescribed truisms and platitudes nabananilo. (Chewing Honduran banana) And I the worse? In the end, the banality often repeated because they are true for the majority. (Continues chant) Years go, but some values have remained the same: the closest people, great amor, Kodak moments. Although replaced by Kodak soap dish for 50 of the Baku-soapbox Canon comes in 200, and before that was a priceless Zenith ...

Memories - a privilege earned by with age. At 23 my heart was broken as a keyboard clumsy fingers. In an unhappy love affair, I blamed the authoritarian Soviet society, the system of higher education, Marxist-Leninist morality, low level of teaching a second language in the alma mater and the lack of bookstores in the Kama Sutra. But the point is no language barrier and despotic deputy. Dean, simply because of his youth, we had too few stories, and we are too quick to tell each other.

Every ten years, I understand that I love my age all the more, and with such trends, by the age of 83, I, in company with arthritis and hypertension, it can develop mania greatness! But zanudstvovat about the advantages of 13 year olds to three years old I'll be in the next post, but for now take advantage of the privilege, and remember his first Christmas. (I purposely did not write "Christmas", because for me it's two completely different holiday)

stumbles over the realities of American babies, we made first tentative steps along the flat, but the dingy sidewalk on the other side of the Atlantic. Valea border guard and I rented a basement, which is not devoid of feelings Americans call a beautiful garden apartment. Master suites, a Mexican "pan Francisco, and sprinkled with aphorisms such as" black people come for steal "and" Pshshsh! Automatic! ". Latest interjections are treated vintage heater type chingadera ", which for beauty, we set a decayed into the water. Of furniture - mattresses and pillows in a fit of charity donated by someone to whom they were also donated by someone with the same diagnosis, and before that ... and so on to infinity. Instead of chairs - Inverted plastic buckets (they pan Francisco brought ice cream for children from low-cost supermarket Aldi). Above us was Jesus - whether a nephew, or brother-in-law Pan Francisco, and I even tried a couple of times he lusty smile. It can be seen very bad things were my ... We learned to live and survive, and in the process learned that the best things in life are free. For example, Christmas trees, which they call Christmas, and so on Dec. 26, most of which goes in the trash.

... and there was Nochebuena, and Mexicans at the time forgot mucho trabajo-poquito dinero, and his daughters, first-graders were allowed nakrasili and adults do hairstyles. After all, they go to Mass, then to a large relatives to eat rice with a special festive celebration extraordinary beans. One of his first memories of Chicago - touching nakitas in ugly cheap jackets, dresses like a princess and sandals on his heels, in chicken legs in a bluish pimples carefully stepping through the snowdrifts ... For 17 years, girls grew, some pregnant, some over a surprisingly finished "High School", went to college, and I put them in three essays. However, some values remain the same: the pork chop, wine and mayonnaise "salad" for lunch and the status of Chicago as the city with the cold winter. "

Friday, December 24, 2010

Cake Messages For Retirement

Christmas New Year banality of Hir ...

capitalists are a few "Pound" harder than a month ago, the bank accounts they have a few hundred euros, dollars less than someone stuck in the airport (including passengers from a flight on which Dad was going to fly, but on all the known reasons, had not come, but I do not gloat over), someone has not paid a bonus, a myriad of animals sacrificed in gluttony, in stores finally stop pushing, and restaurants to play the hated Christmas songs, someone like mad salsa, but the Poles are preparing unleavened and tasteless . Christmas is sweeping the planet ... Congratulations to all who celebrate today! You could write something more flowery or witty, but who cares? Importantly, that from the heart!




What it means in the language ORIGINAL


Carol of the Bells, Carol of the Bells, schedrivochka,
Pryletila lastivochka,
became a twitter,
Master cause:
- Come out, Hoot,
Look at the sheepfold,
They ran cattle,
A yahnychky born.
As you all a good product,
Merck will have money.
Although no money, chaff,
chornobrova woman in you.
Carol of the Bells, Carol of the Bells, schedrivochka,
Pryletila lastivochka.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Renewing Ohio Drivers License Duriing Birth Month

«The yacht can be?" Need!

umeyu I write reviews, but recently read wonderful, beautiful, sincere, funny, interesting, romantic love story, where every minute like a flash and simply must share with you. This product made me laugh, laugh, cry and cry and cold winter evenings to want to go to a favorite on the shore of the warm sea in the beautiful white suit with gold buttons. I realized that life is passing, and I never ran to the guy at the airport to whirl in a long kiss and play beautiful song from the series. There is another life, where you can plunge into the magical world buffet, walk with the Turks, and even have them holiday romance and even sex.

But I will not torment you more in the sweet anticipation of the story. I can only say that Elchin Safarli in no case should read this work! Otherwise he'd be afraid, shame and envy, will drown his laptop in the Bosporus. It is not excluded that even Pamuk refuses Nobel prize, but will still be better if the bonus he would buy a yacht. Because replacing them come thin sincere narrator in leoperdovyh dresses and heady poetic Bell, who like Turkey, the Turks, the sea and love.

Please, please continue reading to the end and I think you get the same pleasure as if visited in Kemer in a warm southern night at the beautiful villa. Intrigue, costumes, betrayal, passion, great food, and then we all will be a dream.

«... All roads lead to the sea ... proceed skunk river on the blue bridge and hear the wild cries of: "Girls, come here! We zdeees! "How fortunate all my life just you and looking!))) We approach closer and .... He looked at me and in his eyes I saw a girl who was so cheerful and her eyes shone with happiness. This girl with eyes svestlivymi was .... I. He said a "hello" or "hello" or "how are you", and said simply:
- «The yacht can?»
- «Can!" - I replied.
For 10 minutes we did have a good laugh, I have cheeks hurt) ... »

Monday, December 20, 2010

Parts Pirate Ship Diagram

Students! Leave Us Teachers Alone!

Twice a year, I brazenly misinterpret the immortal song of the great Pink Floyd. La-la-la! I survived another semester, evaluation set, the documentation put, holiday tacos, fajitas and empanadas eaten. ... "Chickens in Kentucky were the most delicious, but I did not have, understand why. But enough for a sandwich with cucumbers, spinach and pale turkey for a healthy bread, is also understandable why. Sometimes in the quest for health and beauty, Venezuela, Colombia is worse.

Last day of term - "small talk»:

- Vicki, you heard that the World Cup will be in Russia? Are you glad?
- What is sudden?
- Did not Ukraine ...
- Get a deuce!

- Vicky I want to give you these glasses *. I deliberately chose them because they are made in Poland! Are you glad?
- What is sudden?
- Did not Ukraine ...
- Get a deuce!

(boring teacher's voice)
- you have to repeat a course a second, third, and fourth time, until you learn that the Ukraine - not Russia and Poland, will not learn Ukraine on the world map and correctly pronounce the "fat" and "gorilka» .**
- pff! Scared! We have only this and look forward to!

And only in the clear eyes of the Baltic student from Latvia were read understanding ...

last day of term - is a riddle.

Do you remember the brightest minds of friends, as reported by trying to decipher Honduran writing ? Sweet girl Dulce kindly rewrote this masterpiece: "It was a complete disaster, but the desire and good will of the people made our country stronger to start a new life again".

I continue productive morning exercises for the mind. Do you agree that education - the process of mutual, and the errors of students in English can learn a lot of English? So, senores and senoras, work out in the "tradukshen in espanish or ... Inglish»:

wanted beings
continue forward
great human heat
return to speak
you have reason
annotate
superation
lose the test

last day of term - this is the last chance to demonstrate writing skills. But the number of clauses in complex sentences compared with their compatriots, Marquez has not yet been able to no one, even though many have tried.

But then he thought about the loneliness that lives in this country and how difficult it had been for the change of culture and their way of life, that his brother came to this country and thought he was better in the city where he could be with their wanted beings and not suffer the loneliness you feel when you go out of their country.

(Is not it great-great-grandson of Colonel Aureliano in anticipation of a verdict before the Consular booth in Bogota? Ugh, these consuls will drive me crazy, just an obsession for some!).

And, of course, the last in this year's portion perDlov.

I remember that my parents were adorable, but they could be better especially in discipline.

(Future psychologist from childhood hip in the correct upbringing ... parents!)

I felt sad because I left my family and fried.
My mother-in-law is great. She taught me cook my son

(uncomprehending razvozhu hands. Latina - not cannibals, and family values they are very strong.)

It's not easy to live in this country. It will be easy for people from Europe.

(Guys, where were you when illegal depressing of professor Matorrales draila floors in the homes of "rich American females?)

To improve your English, you have to speak outside.

(Well, yes, braces, especially if you come from the tropics, and on the street -14!)

I had a lot of responsibilities like climbing the living room.

(ahem ... even with Brother we had not guessed, though the pro We say "real children", while a second was added with a sigh, "very lively children." And we only played parachutists - jumped from the table in the tarpaulin boots and with umbrellas in their hands!)

And a little more:

He told me about his wet adventures.
Our childhood was very happy - we couldn't have electricity, cable, even TV was limited.
I had to sweet the floor every day.
My sister is berry friendly.

's all for today! Have a nice day!

Notes:

* [info] Olga , but what I tell you? I always give the dishes! It's just a universal plot, and soon I will be as unknown-science-form in a china shop!)))

** pronunciation of the word "gorilka for Japanese women that gave polish glasses, painful hara-kiri because the Japanese instead of" p "is pronounced" l "and vice versa. I wonder if they outfit Ralph Lauren?)))

Friday, December 17, 2010

Regulator For Camping Stove

About CCC - 4

Tanya wrote a thesis on a popular topic in Chicago on the "Balkan issue." Tanya says that he knew five languages, but I think that lying and, in fact, knows at least seven. Tanya talks about his plans to go to study in Bogota, and I lured her Medellin, the more so because there just is her compatriots . Tanya knows everything about all the Orthodox churches of the city, including the Ethiopian. Tanya, like me, loves to ride on the campsite, and we often discuss is much easier to climb - on the Indiana dunes, or Wisconsin rocks. With Tanya, we shared back porch (both fl 'is an n-ryusski?), Which we smoke and gossip about Yugoslavia. "Serb man ... how shall I say ... absurd ..." - delicately observes Tan. Have not seen it absurd Ukrainian men!

... second wedding anniversary and part-time seeing me in Albania. On the Rights of the bride, I tell visitors not to pester the Tana and sing a song about Alyosha. But what a hot Ukrainian boy listens not quite sober maiden! "Only had time to utter" how to "damage" appeared Tanya, and a mellifluous already curled around the periwinkle and the other fuck skillfully and with ardor to pianinke and sang well supplied baritone: "Whether showing white in the newly-fallen snow ..." the Bulgarian unit in the face miniature Thani, under irresistible pressure from Ukrainian testosterone still managed to retreat into his same tiny and stylish studio. But after three minutes she returned with a bottle of brandy and a photo of Alyosha!

***

... In the beautiful country of Bulgaria, the son of the family Dikov dreamed about the distant Hollywood. Dreaming-dreaming and then sketched in a backpack veshchichek yes and fled to the country of "unlimited possibilities". Loving parents spakovali suitcase and went in search of a single Chad. But before the "dream factory" they have not reached, we decided to improve their financial position in Chicago. So I met with Monica and Vlado.

In another life Vlado was actor Sophia Drama. One day before the show he looked in the video some American setting, and emotionally exclaimed, "That's really great art, but we're some kind of nonsense do! "desperately drunk right before the premiere. Never in his life he has not played so convincingly. He is particularly successful scene in a brothel ...

Monica was a journalist and as many Bulgarians, spoke in Russian much better than the villagers Bogorodchany Ivano-Frankivsk area. In those not so troubled times of the illegal Eastern European intellectuals had my way, or rather two ways: men - on the scene, women - cleaning. With intelligent Monica, we met at the unintelligent work in the Polish-American cleaning service houses. We were to representatives of the classical Eastern bloc in the western suburbs of Chicago area. Went to the automotive classics, lovingly nicknamed "Uncle Ford, talked about the classical literature, listening to classical music and classic American food service jammed. Polka constantly hissing heads, that we are not good enough "Spshontannya" and do not know how any "kuzhit" or "kuzhachit, and Monica loved to say that we are properly taught about the" exploitation of man by man in a capitalist society ". The more we are hated by the people, the more loved animals. In the house of another "rich American females, the first thing my naparnitsa asked the question: "Where they put the dog?" Damned bourgeois usually "put dogs in a cage and unable to withstand such a blatant violation of animal rights, illegal defender Monica produced the best friends of man, and those not otherwise in a sign of friendship rapolozheniya, began to gnaw possessed the landlady's shoes for hundreds of dollars and thousands of sofas.

course, we are kicked out of the "spshontannya, and Vlado earned on building an ulcer. Our employers have not lost anything, but we have got. I began teaching, and Monica and Vlado organized by the Bulgarian Cultural Center "Cyril and Methodius" and the plans they had radio and TV station in the Bulgarian language.

***

I could tell you more about Eugene and Geneva, one of many girlfriends Brother, the beautiful, mountain climber, and lover of Bulgakov. But it worked bartender, and on the way home drank a pint of vodka, a little shaded cranberry juice, at home catching up with a bottle of cheap wine and Brother stated that she had seen through and it works ... a hired killer. Then she called me: "You can ask Sergius, where I'm doing the car keys?" But of this I will not tell, because decided to make a positive Bulgarians characters. Do not tell me about Sasha and Tuturutku, a stuntman in the past, the stripper in the present. And especially do not tell he boasted a triple in the Russian language and the Quartet on the geometry and loved bad voice singing the melody of "Just You Wait!»

Thursday, December 9, 2010

My Ohio Drivers License Has Expired

: 3 Happy Birthday Ringo

post in but I'm flojerita failbook also I'm taking a break to write this xD
HAPPY Scythe BIRTHDAY EVIL GAY!!

Wn, really wish you well in this Diaye the asdf; w, have fun and all, do not know how much I love [although sometimes be more shota ashotao the world ( ?)] and like you, say I'm the crack is not true, you're the great, always cheer me when I get the talde and I endured many crap ... but that makes the good memories, right?

There are so many things that I remember when I get straw continue studying ... the fest last year, cosplay, epic ride in the center the intense marakeos msn and phone, many things, if I write them all never finish. By the way, you still owe the juice of July, tell me when you're in and we got together poh Conce. Joke seems fair that we've met on December 27, the day Kagamine ... ~
lolazo
shota I already had for my things oh, you're getting close to the 3rd age. By the way, I never thought that our friendship withstood so much, but I've seen how you've grown the little time we know, and I am glad to think that perhaps it has a minimal influence, I do not know how ^ ^ glad

However fag / Ghei this sounds, I love wn, indeed, are one of my best friends, my first Rhine and the most brilliant, well you're my burning swath vocaloid.

I hope and know we will be friends forever ... argh, I got Ghei! D \u0026lt;


Thursday, December 2, 2010

Slight Pain Behind The Ears

About CCC - 3

I suddenly thought what to call the cycle of Balkan stories "KKK" is not correct, not cool, not pretty. "BBB" - much more favorable Balkan name. Thus, the "BBB" - Bosnia, Bozic, the Divine.

I am convinced that the country name and surname of one of its best representatives come from the word "divine". The store Bozic International Foods you can see the wonders of the Bosnian geometry: a cube of cheese, sausage circles, cylinders, cups of brandy on a rectangular silver tray. Well, not divinely right?

- Help yourself! Today Adha!
- And when the next "presentation"?
- 25 December and then January 7.

Saints are people who know perfectly well that the representatives of All faiths are not indifferent to the divine freebie!

Providers sacred dishes and drinks divine brutal and deliciously muskulinny. They have all the signs of belonging to the Bosnian idols: powerful neck, burning opinions, tight jeans, a red Marlboro in his pocket, just enough under-seat wagon. They have a vision my prophetic dreams, and waking, I immediately arranged a pilgrimage into this pious place. Saleswoman with bambalonkami "fourth the size of frozen like a statue ... Balik, sweets Bananko, shlivovits - divine! Wise Bozic knows that nostalgia for his homeland - hell, a condition close to it - the heavenly bliss. Otherwise why else would he has delivered the party singed Chilean wine (chardonnay "tastefully port," Sauvignon Blanc "- are tastefully nutmeg)? No way to recreate the atmosphere Former Yugoslavia and the socialist highly spiritual sisters it! Bozic - superman, the Overmind, who worships our entire international estate. Try to get first, and then sell a fake in the U.S. - it can not be mere mortals! "Curva Savetsky Union!" - In ecstasy "I cried, othlebnuv one divine drink, and squeezed it to others, and in the same spiritual impulse echoed my brothers and my drinking companions ...

Our new dzhenitor, ideal miraculous Bosnian male beauty, admired magnet with the bright face of Tito in my fridge, rants about the past greatness of the SFRY, curses the European Union. "Germany is boring". And I'm completely new to buy souvenirs in Slovenia. And we have, and a neighbor on the floor once again clogged bathtub, and I was hoping to lure him and hand "Tool for the mechanical cleaning of blockages in sewer pipes and remove them from the air, preventing the flow of water." I specifically so pretentious said, because they do not want to defile the story of divine beauty and despised the word "vantuz. But Ismet - a holy man, and can not izmarat white hands He repents his ... and in an attempt to redemption screwed magical spiral bulbs that claim to save energy, but the light from them is weaker than in the cell. A savior-plumber will come only on the third day. "But what about the stench of flesh? How does the daily ablutions! "- Comes well supplied baritone faithful. "By you - an empty apartment, go back to wash, shave, but do not forget about your neighbor ... Does accustomed to inconveniences?" Nostalgia for the homeland - Hell, the conditions close to her - heavenly bliss, and Ismet - our benefactor. While faithful gather bath accessories, neighbor-Bulgarian and I made graph using a shower in the apartment one floor below. Rules of the game "Curva Savetsky Union!" We both own a virtuoso! And the game itself in the American metropolis of the 21 st century simply divine!

Traditional digression.

in 1998, the former industrial area. Coquettish pink building, which is located on the fashionable those times Breakfast Club. Pole-waiter intrudes on the shift, casts the interested gaze of other waitresses (two Ukrainians and one Croat), "busboys" (Bulgarian and Lithuanian), chef-Pole. Customers sit at a table, and one says to another in the great and mighty: "Well, count up to me chick naked in bed, and I'm no fucking ... I can not ... "Pole shakes his head approvingly, and earnestly says:" Bitch Savetsky Union! "Since then, and has become a tradition ...

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bad ~! Mogire! Beam!


RINGO! MOGIRE! BEAM!
Artist: Kenji & Zetsubou Shoujotachi Ootsuki
Anime: Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei Zan
Translation: Edo Orenji-chan
Lightning starts
apples! Lightning starts
apples! Lightning starts
apples!
Your life changes everything!

If you find someone to sing your thoughts,
should not fall in love immediately.
"It should be only for business." Rayo started

apples! Lightning starts
apples!

But if you can not stop the excitement, shouting and believes
password.
Singing together everything will change.
Change! Fly! Fly!

"Who do you think showing your new way of being?"
To all those who despise me!

Now we go beyond despair.
"This Side." Surely there
Shangri-La if I'm with you. The password is ...
"Lightning starts apples!"
But I wonder if there is no difference wherever it may go.
"Trying to be here forever?" Lightning starts

apples!
Lightning starts apples! Lightning starts
apples!
Your life changes everything!

If you find the big story that understands your loneliness
immediately you should not worship as a god.
"should only be using the manual.
But I love all that, right?. Say the password. "
believe and shout
password because we can not stop our emotions.
sing together that everything will change.
Change! Fly! Fly!

"What who want to show your new way of being? "
to those guys looked at us weird.
the bastards!

the other side.
Going beyond despair.
"This Side."
Surely there is a paradise if we are together. The password is ...
"Lightning starts apples!"
But I wonder if there is no difference wherever it may go.
"You have not searched yet."
wonder if someday I end tonight despair.
"I'll teach you a thing."

Everything will be fine!
No endless night.
This is the business of love and
"manual."

Yes, we already ...

Now we go beyond despair.
"This Side." Surely there
Shangri-La if I'm with you. The password is ...
"Lightning starts apples!"

the other side.
Going beyond despair.
"This Side."
Surely there is a paradise if we are together. The password is ...
"Lightning starts apples!"

the other side.