Thursday, February 24, 2011

Drops For Cataracts In Dogs

Romantic

Blessed rang out of the city Knoxville (via a silent "k"), that in the spring in Kentucky.

- Vikuska, you have no idea how I missed on laptop and the Internet!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

How Do I Get Audio On Denon From Ps3

Happy Birthday u.ú



were born on this day will never forget ...

were always there when I felt really alone. Always smiling at me

When I was really happy.

I realized that I've always
searched everywhere.
guess it's a natural thing
you by my side.

So now I tell
All
worldwide on the day he was born the most important person to me.
Today is the day.
Happy Birthday to You.

Your hand was always there to help
When really suffered. Here were your words

When I really enjoyed it.

I've noticed that whenever I feel
wherever you go.
guess, even long after
I want to be with you.

So now I tell
All worldwide
Birth of the most important person to me.
Today is the day.
Happy Birthday to You. Not only has


For anyone born and me.
For So I conclude
When you were born, the day called "today."

So now I tell
All worldwide
Birth of the most important person to me.
Today is the day.
Happy Birthday to You.


were born on this day will never forget ...

Ñeeeeeeee ... the only thing I can do without falling into the hyper significantly corny. _. thanks for everything and I hope you with me until a man of Attraction (?) * shoots you *

PD: the prophet Solis brothers live!

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Does Charmane Star Wax?

Origin of Species by Darwin, not - 2

TUV (Trakist Ukrainian Vulgarius) has come a long evolutionary path. In a past life he could be anyone from the village accountant to the conductor's Choir. Rope. In the early nineties, most often was a "contractor". Illegally worked for some Poles, walked on the flimsy planks, he was afraid to go to "davntavn" (Center), because there are "immigration". "Faster, Faster, whore, an hour more dumb!" On Fridays kvass "Swede", on Saturday went to the fun in "Klyub, on Sunday with a hangover - In the Greek-Catholic Church. For this case, he had stashed a single white shirt, which is never erased. Put it on a couple of hours, again neatly hung in the closet. " If the church has not met with COBIT for adult entertainment was "to rent" to Vasil and Ivan, the same gloomy contractors. On rent Ivan drank in the black, the matter of the Poles by inserting it polonizmy. Three times to re-buy Obolon.

Ivan all respected - he "buduvav (building) even in England. In America illegally came from Canada and flew to Canada on a false German passport, which is immediately confiscated, because he will serve service is not one zapadentsu. To Canada - a stone's throw ... merry excursionists-grinkartochnikam. But the harsh Ivano-Frankivsk boys moved in the "Troc" loaded, and the unlucky, in the refrigerator. A few days on the road without food or water. The rest is speculation themselves.

He passed a year or two, and the most enterprising open own construction company, exploited the "novopribulih. "Faster, Faster, whore, an hour more dumb!" The most successful become millionaires. At Mercedes Jaguar and drove to the mansion of Roman and Stepan, a loud "fafakali (horns, what do you think?), grilled" on the yard (yard), a barbecue, drank Grey Goose " eating seeds and land. Matter - shared their impressions. In the Dominican Republic filth, poverty, and doing blowjob for dolyar, let alone two ...! In Mexico, the same hnya. Europe - Here is a culture, civilization, purity and beauty, not that this hole Americhka! Three times to send the young of Stella Artois.

through a series of mutations of the gay redheads "COBIT in bohemian rags from second-hand, their females become blond matrons with suchimi snouts in the classic design autfitah. Can afford to millionerskie income.

And then, as the husband of an unexpected business trip, said the crisis ... here we leave the contractors, millionaires, they have already reached its peak. We will continue to monitor the evolution of their illegal workers who have ceased to be established overnight. Not illegals and employees. In the case became the main driving force - natural selection.

filed a Weak "Dedo-sitters." Depressirovali, ruin oneself by drink, had lived all found and money is spent only once - on a laptop, which looked at porn and football. True, they bought the cheapest vodka, and drank alone, in a bleak, smelled drugs room when my grandfather forgot narcotic sleep. Struggling dreamed that my grandfather survived another six months, not out of philanthropy, but to save a few thousand bucks and jerk on rіdnu Ukraїnu winner. Sochi, Yalta, Gelendzhik, renovation, new Honda ... "Well, as there Americhke?" Cover with former colleagues glade and admire the beauty of kievlyanok. American elders live long, but not forever, and my grandfather usually die before the appointed "Kergiverom" period. Last, the wall, went to Kiev. Still, covering the clearing, as from the heart tore. A real man, "brought a woman in Gelendzhik, Sochi and at the Yalta money was gone. Baba pilila, blaming and scolding. Peel and depressiroval more, only the vodka was better and cheaper.

Most greyhounds and gonorOvye were led "Troki. There is always some natural crown, or Igor Bogdan, who has hired untrained trakista. "Faster, Faster, whore!" - Shouted by a mobile phone. "Huyar from Nashville to Philadelphia, an hour more dumb!" "Went tries!" But huyaril. Strongest couple of times slid into a ditch, a couple of times have not calculated the height of the bridge, got stuck, but were adapted to these conditions among individuals, survived and moved to a new evolutionary turn - bought "their own Troc.

through a series of mutations from the cheerful red-haired "COBIT in bohemian rags from second-hand, they have become a well-groomed females aspiring brunettes in mink sheepskins, mini-skirts and boots. Can afford to trakistskie income. Farewell faithful to the "Truck Stop", carefully loaded into the cab boxes, cans, castors and sudochki with pancakes, dumplings and meatballs ...

Drivers tremble! On your highways, country roads, streets and parking lots, a new subspecies - TUV! Here is such a mutagenesis ...

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Hurricane Mugen Letöltés

Origin of Species by Darwin is not

In the stories of sparkling [info] v_strannik often appears INR (Ordinary Man German). I also decided to analyze collection of exterior, biochemical and behavioral traits of a particular group of individuals, and as a result of careful breeding, brought two subspecies: TAB (Trakist American Vulgarius) and TÜV (Trakist Ukrainian Vulgarius). There are a TB (Trakist Balkan), but this subspecies, although it has areal habitats from Seattle to Miami, still poorly understood and not as vulgar as the first two.

Today I prepared a thesis on the subspecies TAB.

Origin: resident small-town type of Gary, Indiana.
Gary - it's not just the city of Gary, which is literally located in Indiana. This is - the embodiment of boundless American backwoods, where each time is inspired by a fabulous Hollywood, when shooting a film about psychopaths, alcoholics, pedophiles and racists.

Marital status: two ex-wives and five children. The third wife weighs more than a hundred pounds. The first and second - too. With the current wife met on the Internet.

Political views: on a global scale - a patriot of the United States, a smaller - a company which is working. At family gatherings pours a patriotic soapy water "Badvayzer, polish patriotic brew" Jack Daniels ", behaves aggressively with relatives who have graduated from college. "What it means You do not know the number of your constituency?? A more educated ... "cap with the logo of the company does not remove never even got married there. All three.

routine Day: Early to bed, sleeping in jeans and a favorite cap. Early to rise. Do not brush your teeth, do not wash, for a few days does not change socks. Taking a shower on Wednesday, because that "it is winter. At the same time finds jokes about the immorality of the Europeans is very funny. Breakfast pizza, a pizza lunch, dinner ... pizza, too. One and the same, family size. Pizza store on the bed along with an unnecessary change of linen.

Opportunities and materials for further study will be available shortly. And while about American heartland can read here and here .

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Pepperspray Paintballs

Finally happened!

After seven months of unemployment, lack of money and other outrages faithful, a graduate Conservatoire got my dream job. Finally, he will be able to create, invent, try it. Tour across the continent on a medium movement, reminiscent of a spaceship: Canadian taiga, the Mexican desert, the Arizona cacti, discreet nebrasskie landscapes. Creative work where time is flying at a speed of 55 miles per hour under the complete works of Bach, Verdi incomplete, singing solos and duets with Hvorostovsky himself. His new colleagues write ТРОГАТЕЛЬНУЮ гражданскую лирику со множеством многоточий... Прочтите, очень СТИМУЛИРУЕТ.

Sometimes... when you cry... no one sees your tears...
Sometimes ... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt...
Sometimes... when you are worried... no one sees your stress...
Sometimes... when you are happy... no one sees your smile...
But try masturbating in the Wal-Mart parking lot just one fucking time and see how much attention you get.
Can someone please pick me up from the police station?

(Sometimes when you cry no one sees your tears ...
Sometimes when you're hurt, no one sees your pain ...
Sometimes when you are going through, no one sees your stress ...
Sometimes when you're happy, no one sees your smile ...
But try to masturbate in the parking lot in front of Walmart only one fucking times and you will see how much attention you get.
Someone please take me from the police station.)

feel that comes a series of stories of yet unexplored subculture.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Does Hcg Shot Cause Hot Flashes?

BLIZZARD - 2

1. Ministry of Health of various countries warn, and smokers do not listen. And then the cunning Americans decided to call for help universe. Last warning in advance and immediately slipped effective way.



2. The advantage of the winter - the silence. None of the households do not fry hamburgers, do not invite a rock band and rehearsing the waltz at the 15 th anniversary of another Mexican girl.



3. Skiing - not "expensive and dangerous hobbies, and, pardon the platitude, "Vital necessity".



4. Pressed the button and gleefully rubbed her frozen little hands. Someone else will ask, why am I here "so many years, and without Machines? Motorists auuu! Oh yeah, you also now forced lesson nat-algebra in the fresh air!



5. If you live in Chicago, remember that the most important - it no social security card, no free English courses and the nearby Polish supermarket. Most importantly - remember that Lake in the east. East is straight ahead!



6. This picture, I would call "modal verb". Because you MUST stop at the red light. And even natural kataklizmy exception to the rule are not.



7. Changed his mind.



8. Rush hour on a crowded bus and a specially Khmyrov crawl on the leg bag, trying to break import tights, followed by I, a province, three hours upheld in the metropolitan department store.



9. Chingado! Pinch wei! And another untranslatable Mexican folklore.



10.Vot here to me stop and say "white silence", first to himself and then aloud. Make a wish and count the trees. If an odd number, then it is done, and even counted ... again.



11.No wanted a romantic stroll on a deserted beach, nostalgic sunset, the elusive dreams and pink snot.



12.I was really slippery, and then a snotty (in chromium-I will not go into details). A sunset abolished, along with schoolwork. On that day, and Dawn is not there.



13.Tut could be bomzhatsky House (oxymoron?), But I decided to finish this optimistic tragedy, because it looked like a living corpse. Therefore, show-ka I tell you what I have seen faithful tautology. A delicious soup!

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Shift & Tilt Lens Homemade

BLIZZARD 2011!

to celebrate the New Year begin to prepare in advance. Purchase caviar, vodka and champagne, apartment cleaning, slicing salads, decorating the Christmas tree. By meeting the next year are ready! Now you can "relax": smudge on the face "Miraculous" mask swamp color and double up in a small bath. Two hours later a knock on the door of "friends of the beautiful, delicate" and sit down for a holiday table and will ceremoniously escort old year and remember that it was good. But with every glass of weaker nodes on a tie, unbutton at shirts, decorum somewhere disappears, along with the departed year. Someone begins to take a blizzard or grass flat jokes, some with anguish sings about the roadside bush viburnum, and now the girls cry, smearing makeup. Yak hard zhiti! Gobies in a salad, face another salad, most transportable trying to crawl to an inflatable mattress, but poured his head in cat litter.

The next morning at the shattered apartment hangs a thick ominous silence. Any movement like death. The most eloquent helplessly silent. Then, twisting his headaches, swearing that "never again". But Mexicans have been weld boilers menudo, a Thai tom-hole, and some kind soul with the night "zanykala" cold beer. Most sane threw the remnants of stale salads, opened the box, covered in table. Extinct eyes light up again, replaced by pale cheeks, turns and starts the first Skype dvizhnyak new year. We can only guess that the neighbors think about the idols of the Soviet youth of Modern Talking and Genghis Khan ...

Home orgy natural year is akin to a New Year's feast. Everybody knows That the "Blizzard" will begin on the day of X and try to portray combat readiness. Meteorologists bring to the job cot and a change of clothes, ordinary people are buying shovels and charge batteries for cameras, because this year there will be something historic and unique, and no matter what you say the same thing as last year, and the year before. Careless professor of hundred times a day exploring the college website - what if classes have already abolished? Students come from tropical countries, simply sits out at home, hoping against the backdrop of a natural disaster of their passes no one will notice. And finally comes Mr. X, overcast, disturbing, full of vague expectations. Offices are closed before serving in a hurry to warm apartment train roar, sparks, and yet few snowflakes fright scatter. Heavenly Office still has not blizzard, all the decorum - delicate flakes are dancing a slow dance in the light of street lamps, but with each passing hour dances are made faster mass, furiously. The famous Chicago wind accelerates and hits the doorway, and an old door produces a sound, then another, then begins loud whine on two votes. Natural Orgy officially begun! Wind shakes wildly electric wires, piano spreads snow on the windows ... Pier, binge!

The next morning - calm, inexperienced skiers lone, bewildered, abandoned cars in the snowdrifts. Most sane - jeeps with snowplow - paving the first furrow, timidly passes the first bus, hesitant crawls out of the first subject with the camera. After another couple of hours in the eyes dazzled by orange salad spades, but with the advent of the first cyclist officially begins dvizhnyak. Young representatives of a generation and a half "valiantly rush to the hills on sleds, and poorer - On the lids of garbage cans; something to yell at spenglishe, wonder why their parents from the state of Guerrero complained of "Mucho Frio" (very cold).

In the northern North American city in the northern part of the one and only opened the restaurant southern man Mr. Reza , and devours yappisy kebabs, dolma and woman Hanus. The police "serve and protect" TV crew filmed. Homeless carpentry halabudu of old suitcases and mattresses, pulls the film out of bricks folding stove-not-stoves. With such a kulibinskoy ingenuity and under the bridge!

Professor of committing a romantic stroll on a deserted beach, and dreaming, slips and falls on an almost perfect balancing act that could portray a young age. Ibuprofen, ice pack, smelly ointments, hromenka kachechka " end of story.

Pictures will be a separate post.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Can You Get Pink Eye More Than Once?

Fach you!

pretty girl [info] anvorda_skello asked me to write 25 facts about myself, and I promised do it for a couple days. I kept my word, although it was ... two weeks. Consider this the first fact.

1. I always perform their promises, but sometimes at the time of execution, they are no longer relevant. Here it is necessary to give an example, and I made it up, give the word! But when that is done, everything is already forgotten what it was about!

Before proceeding, I would like to make a digression. I belong to the category of Soviet schoolchildren, who taught English textbook Starkov and Dickson to the category of Soviet pIdagogov that are on the same unique teaching allowance. If you and I skipped English and after school went to tutoring at about the same historical era, then you probably remember a funny word "tops", which from time to time with the expression it was necessary to tell the front of the class. In this post I, too, the facts are grouped by topic.

Treveling

2. Some people thought my facebook Traveler blog. But in reality actually I hate to travel Do not believe me? I have no interest in the topic travel. I'm afraid of flight, suffer from lack of sleep, are away to worry for the faithful and the cat, but on tickets and booking hotels blood pressure rises. "Oh, I was in (here, substitute whatever you like) and it was enchanting!" Seat friends перед компом и, оргазмируя от собственной крутизны, демонстрировать отщёлканные мыльницей избитые сюжеты и злиться, что неблагодарные слушатели начинают indecent yawn at the sight of "the most unique in the world of the cathedral." What is the difference, who have a leaning tower stood? Have you become any the better and kinder?

3. Nevertheless, I have the envelope "vacation money", where I spent years pile up dreamy Hamilton. You read the first paragraph in bewilderment and ask: "And for the sake of what? "Certainly, for the sake of vanity, for the sake of shocking, for the sake of the desire to show their uniqueness and originality. For what else go to rest in Albania?

Apiarans

4. One Chinese man once said that I look like a Mongolian, and I still do not know, it's a compliment or an insult.

Poust office

5. I do not want and never like in Paris, in a past life was not a cat, and quite indifferent to the "Japanese cuisine", "good spirits," "expensive lingerie and other attributes of" real women ". If in the absence of other foods I have to slurp "miso soup", to be sure that I have never in mock horror, not break forth: "Oh, how I'm finished! Need to lose weight! " In this situation I can only say: "And do not go for a burrito?»

You ask and here poust office? So post the same style Starkova-Dixon, and in those years any topic began with the words "akording that The New sovet Constitution ..." "d 'I can not about ghosts?

May Family

6. Ever since she married a professional vocalist, I am no longer singing parties, not to shame. I sing only when I walk around the cemetery. Three times a week in our family is like a conversation:
- Vikusya, you lift?
- You know, I do not like!
- Oh yes, you also have to sing about a cemetery!

7. As children we loved to play with Brother in the sick boy. What was this game? I have no idea! But you think about the title!

Scientific progress

8. I have never had a mobile.

9. I was the only time in my life screamed obscenities good skating on a roller coaster, which are globally known as "Russian", but in America roller coaster. Then I lost an earring, and decided that it sign, and I'll be back here. Two years later, I came to live in Chicago.

Foring kantris

10. Throughout the world, I leave the American-generous tip and I often provide "free Drinks."

11. I always have and always ask "how to get to the library, as well as a museum, in Millennium Park and the labyrinth of the Buda Castle. If the subway platforms will languish 150 people, the misguided right for me. I asked "direkshenz" even the Hungarians in Hungary, the Magyar language, and the Albanians in Albania, in Albanian.

Werk

Akording that The New sovet konstityushyn else sovet People hef se Wright that calculation.

12. I came to the U.S. to work as an instructor on swimming. I decided this way: if I can swim and know how to teach, so it is logical to assume that I will be able to teach someone to swim. Especially because in DOSAAF like plump, and my dad - a specialist in alcoholic industry. The calculation was correct - the certificate at a cost of "half-liter" high-quality alcohol. A rescue drowning, as written classics, the handiwork of drowning!

13. When I first arrived in Chicago, and that does not even matured to the status of "poor immigrants", I once walked 16 kilometers to the employment agency and as much back (for lack of money for the bus). Work and never got, but what memory! As you can see, still telling!

Animals

14. I collect monkeys. All kinds - soft, hard, porcelain, pewter, wood, glass. And living too. Remember, I had a boyfriend Monkey?

School

15. Once I passed the test on grammar. Who knows me personally, who was on my lessons in English, still do not understand how this could happen. Yes, I myself do not understand because of all the skills own to perfection by two: the ability to explain English grammar and the ability to ingratiate themselves to the Colombians.

last phrase count, paragraph number 16, that he too will be in the "cheek" because Colombians have a bearing on absolutely all aspects of my la vida loca.

Hospital

17. Once upon a time I hated my job (in high school textbook Starkova-Dickson) that simulated a concussion. "It was bad, then good, then gets sick again ..." "And vomiting?" "Yes! Disposable! "(I was told that this is a cool symptom). Rayonnny neurologist called me simulyantkoy, but regional neurosurgeon was younger and prettier every time gladly extended sick leave as long as the training year has not ended.

18. In my life there were three outstanding matches that are affected by mental health, so this is also a theme of "Hospital".

Food

19. Even in periods of financial disaster, two things in my house have to be expensive and high quality: vodka and chocolate.

May FRIEND

20. I'm friends with the former, and I remember their birthdays. Not because it's important to me,
21. but because I have a unique memory for nonsense. For example, I still remember the name of the honored artist of Ternopil Philharmonic and stupid jokes that he gave in the basement "parohii" on the day of St. Mykola Vasyl in 2006.

Vezer

22. In love affairs I'm incapable of strong feelings, and in meteorological completely. I love winter and hate the summer. That make a profit Matorrales when the Windy City is approaching "the most dangerous, destructive and the colossal "Blizzard" in the past three decades "and the college canceled classes? She reads the wind speed reaches 40-55 miles per hour and visibility in places zero, put on his coat and light-hearted silly hat and go for a walk. And then, gay and rosy, returns with a bottle of Khortitsa to fresh borscht and new slippers.

And the more I can do nothing. I had a miserable biography. Fact.

anyone I will not specifically osalivat, but if you have a certain number of facts about yourself, throw me in the link.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Ewcm 2 Days Before Period?

Reflections of a cosplayer


Hello everyone (hello Edo-chan ~)

I come to comment on something I've been around the head a few minutes ago: the difference between Santiago and cosplay regions ( specifically Concepción). In August I went to Nippon Festival, and was talking to a cosplayer (Naru) about this for a while, neither knew why make such a fuss with them.

I've seen pictures of their costumes and events, very nice everything and anything they want, but it the same thing here that and everywhere. There stands, bands, exhibit series and do the same activities are done in a Animefest, for example. "Being a" large scale "makes the best in the country?. The simple truth is that I have never seen an Anime Expo, so if you say that I am speaking for no reason at this point I give them every right to criticize until you go to one, I say this based on photographs and descriptions that I have done.

Now, go straight to the point: what makes the guys there are doing the best cosplay of the best? Is there something in the quality of the fabrics they occupy or in their wigs that makes them superior to others? Or is it simply the worship that is rendered to those from the "powerful and splendid capital"? Once I remember discussing this with someone I know who is there, I said those who sew their own clothes by hand is regarded as mediocre . You can imagine what I felt when I read such idiocy (I am among those who make the suits needle because I can not use the machine), using a needle and thread and cut the fabric is not easy , stressed a lot and the effort put into it is what makes the pride of the cosplayer, at least in my book. Another thing I said was that there or you good or bad you . Ok, that happens everywhere, admittedly, but something tells me they are not the highest authorities in the field to decide that. It is logical that the quality of fabric and time greatly influence, but I saw many costumes made simple and inexpensive materials that look good for all the dedication that they have been since (though obviously there are exceptions ...). Forgot to say that here he admires his costume sewn by their own hands and no engine, curious, right?

contempt for a cosplay I think the method that was made is one big stupidity, one should take into account the love that was put into the process, not just the price of the seamstress, the E-bay shipping or what-is-me. Of course every one does this as their chance to buy the best possible ... That is more than clear.

why I do not understand what is so special there? Nothing that has not been seen elsewhere. The fabrics should same thing. Wigs are not gold or anything. The accessories are made with the same material (only some will have more ability than others.) The activities are equal. So what's so special? Does the geographic location? Please, gentlemen, is NOT Santiago Chile.

This is just my personal opinion, if you feel offended or thinks I'm an ignorant child who likes to Troller's sake, let us know by private message. So you know, I've been cosplayer also not the best, but I've been.

Many thanks for your time, I repeat that I am not doing the regionalist or anything, just for the sake of cosplay.