... Still, I thought of New Year's resolution. This year my LJ will be a glamorous, cosmopolitan, stylish and conceited as a glossy magazine. He will sparkle with artificial smiles otfotoshoplennyh beauties sparkle and shine psychological tests horoscopes, and tips on fitness. And as in any respectable publication, here I will publish the myths. Not about non-existent gods and unknown heroes and myths on beauty, health, nutrition and, of course, love. Are you ready to open your eyes, listen to advice, enlighten and illumine the best traditions of the magazine Claire? Then imagine a smooth pink-violet-blue page and letters printed on it ...
Myth number 1.
If I peresplyu with a guy on the third date, he gave me cast.
Reality.
French sexologists believe that he can do the same thing after the first or second date.
Myth № 2.
If the guy promised to call back and not called back, he drained a mobile phone.
Reality.
British psychologists say that you're not interested.
Myth number 3.
If the guy promised to call back and do not call back, I do not wonder.
Reality.
Italian sociologists believe that he is dead cell phone.
Myth number 4.
Cabbage healthy.
Reality.
Research at the University of Idaho showed that from a bucket of cabbage can fall into a coma.
Myth number 5.
Doughnuts are harmful to health.
Department Psychiatry, University of Nebraska came to the conclusion that the donuts are useful for mental health (as opposed to a bucket of cabbage).
This is my fantasy petered out, the money for his savings account and the unemployed as the products in his own refrigerator. And what I know about "deytinge" if my life will never was third date. Frankly, it was not even a second, and only one first. And as broadcast on healthy eating after going to the Dunkin Donuts ... But debunk myths about "their morals" of the Soviet people in the blood, so continue on the United States and our Windy City.
Myth number 1.
In the U.S. there is no fresh organic food.
Reality.
Myth № 2.
Americans are very poor knowledge of geography and have no idea where Germany.
Reality.
Americans know that in Germany you can drink good beer and good German beer to excess is at the intersection of Avenue Leland, Lawrence and Western.
Myth number 3.
big cities in America are very crowded, the streets ruck.
Reality.
Sometimes it's so.
( This is my favorite area )
Myth number 4.
America - a savage grin, the world of cash payment, greed, individualism, greed. There's nothing here for people and for the benefit of man.
Reality.
What do you want to regard it? Well, not caring whether a member of the Chicagoans in a drunken New Year night?
Myth number 5.
America - a society of winners of feminists in the shapeless sweatshirt and full colored with bad hair. So men are forced to become homeless and sleep under the bridges in the boxes with inscriptions of vipers "Panasonic".
Reality.
you see here red-faced, mutnoglazyh, napivshihsya cheap liquor nationals without permanent residence? No? Because there are none!
Yes, and linguistic factors confirms that the United States - Society prosperous male chauvinism. What is the name in Russian is that in the picture? Snowman! And they have - a snow man!
And finally, a little American Beauty.
At night, lights beckon as the ship casino. But in the dark civilians sitting in cramped pens, elegant referred to as apartments, speaks in a whisper, burning candles, and fears even walk a cat. Because it is known worldwide for Chicago gangsters roar Hammer and shoot for fun honest working people and their pets. But this, of course, also a myth ...
And for the patient - a bonus! Who said Santa Claus - and misogynist practices celibacy? It is a myth. And it - Santa Claus with ... Grandma Claus!
