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Villavisensio

In the annals of professor Matorrales Villavisensio first mention refers to 1989. Some three months of misery, picayune ninety-two day, and now in the hands of lyrical - a welcome envelope with strange names and return address Villavicencio, Colombia. He excitedly showed me pictures of his madre, and I was terribly afraid of her, though she was thousands of miles away. Probably because she is a dentist. Or because her shoes are in harmony with the tablecloth. At that time the Soviet Union - the bulwark of peace and progress - help "developing countries of Asia, Africa and Latin America, and Soviet women had to miss any tablecloths, which are "dumped" at a local department store and the only pair of shoes had not thrown out ... summer 2010 мы наконец-то познакомились лично, и я ещё раз убедилась, что меня обожают латиноамериканские сеньоры благородного возраста и непременно хотят или удочерить , or sit in the dental chair. In 76 years, Senora Graciela elegant, intelligent, sociable, pious and caleña. And still drill teeth. My own current suegra - Psychiatrist and drills the brain.

Official chronicle Villavisensio does not exist, because until recently there was nothing to brag about. Half a century ago it was a village in which lived a handful of depressed and depressing for men and women. On weekdays, they were engaged in heavy physical labor and drank fire on the weekends a rest from heavy physical work and continued to drink. Not life but a continuous psychosis, delirium tremens and other diagnoses for which my generous svekrovushka. Prior to Bogota only a few tens of kilometers, so only get there through the mountain passes are not so simple. But we are talking about "the best country in the world", so Sooner or later someone had to come to his great idea to descend from the mountains to settle in Villaview and seriously do farming, animal husbandry and poaching. Imagine savanna , which graze and graze, cultivate and cultivate. Jungle, where the "unknown tracks of the next unseen beasts." The first settlers in the mountain west to the flat center began to vigorously cultivate and graze. And to make forays into the jungle, from returning to the Knights tiger and leopard skins dresses , a toothy reptiles shed crocodile tears for the dead brothers.

Villavisensio began to grow, as U.S. broiler chickens to antibiotics and hormones. He is now officially possible to assign the title of this Colombian city, because there is a mandatory attribute itself - a major center for plastic surgery. And, of course, any story about Columbia can not do without superlatives: Llanos - the most hip region, and Villavisensio - the most promising city and the last major town before the border with Venezuela and Brazil. It is in the center of the country, and at your feet - half of Colombia, you want to win and learn, "as one real lyanero.

A farmers with livestock as drinking and drink!

To be continued ...