About CCC - 4
Tanya wrote a thesis on a popular topic in Chicago on the "Balkan issue." Tanya says that he knew five languages, but I think that lying and, in fact, knows at least seven. Tanya talks about his plans to go to study in Bogota, and I lured her Medellin, the more so because there just is her compatriots . Tanya knows everything about all the Orthodox churches of the city, including the Ethiopian. Tanya, like me, loves to ride on the campsite, and we often discuss is much easier to climb - on the Indiana dunes, or Wisconsin rocks. With Tanya, we shared back porch (both fl 'is an n-ryusski?), Which we smoke and gossip about Yugoslavia. "Serb man ... how shall I say ... absurd ..." - delicately observes Tan. Have not seen it absurd Ukrainian men!
... second wedding anniversary and part-time seeing me in Albania. On the Rights of the bride, I tell visitors not to pester the Tana and sing a song about Alyosha. But what a hot Ukrainian boy listens not quite sober maiden! "Only had time to utter" how to "damage" appeared Tanya, and a mellifluous already curled around the periwinkle and the other fuck skillfully and with ardor to pianinke and sang well supplied baritone: "Whether showing white in the newly-fallen snow ..." the Bulgarian unit in the face miniature Thani, under irresistible pressure from Ukrainian testosterone still managed to retreat into his same tiny and stylish studio. But after three minutes she returned with a bottle of brandy and a photo of Alyosha!
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... In the beautiful country of Bulgaria, the son of the family Dikov dreamed about the distant Hollywood. Dreaming-dreaming and then sketched in a backpack veshchichek yes and fled to the country of "unlimited possibilities". Loving parents spakovali suitcase and went in search of a single Chad. But before the "dream factory" they have not reached, we decided to improve their financial position in Chicago. So I met with Monica and Vlado.
In another life Vlado was actor Sophia Drama. One day before the show he looked in the video some American setting, and emotionally exclaimed, "That's really great art, but we're some kind of nonsense do! "desperately drunk right before the premiere. Never in his life he has not played so convincingly. He is particularly successful scene in a brothel ...
Monica was a journalist and as many Bulgarians, spoke in Russian much better than the villagers Bogorodchany Ivano-Frankivsk area. In those not so troubled times of the illegal Eastern European intellectuals had my way, or rather two ways: men - on the scene, women - cleaning. With intelligent Monica, we met at the unintelligent work in the Polish-American cleaning service houses. We were to representatives of the classical Eastern bloc in the western suburbs of Chicago area. Went to the automotive classics, lovingly nicknamed "Uncle Ford, talked about the classical literature, listening to classical music and classic American food service jammed. Polka constantly hissing heads, that we are not good enough "Spshontannya" and do not know how any "kuzhit" or "kuzhachit, and Monica loved to say that we are properly taught about the" exploitation of man by man in a capitalist society ". The more we are hated by the people, the more loved animals. In the house of another "rich American females, the first thing my naparnitsa asked the question: "Where they put the dog?" Damned bourgeois usually "put dogs in a cage and unable to withstand such a blatant violation of animal rights, illegal defender Monica produced the best friends of man, and those not otherwise in a sign of friendship rapolozheniya, began to gnaw possessed the landlady's shoes for hundreds of dollars and thousands of sofas.
course, we are kicked out of the "spshontannya, and Vlado earned on building an ulcer. Our employers have not lost anything, but we have got. I began teaching, and Monica and Vlado organized by the Bulgarian Cultural Center "Cyril and Methodius" and the plans they had radio and TV station in the Bulgarian language.
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I could tell you more about Eugene and Geneva, one of many girlfriends Brother, the beautiful, mountain climber, and lover of Bulgakov. But it worked bartender, and on the way home drank a pint of vodka, a little shaded cranberry juice, at home catching up with a bottle of cheap wine and Brother stated that she had seen through and it works ... a hired killer. Then she called me: "You can ask Sergius, where I'm doing the car keys?" But of this I will not tell, because decided to make a positive Bulgarians characters. Do not tell me about Sasha and Tuturutku, a stuntman in the past, the stripper in the present. And especially do not tell he boasted a triple in the Russian language and the Quartet on the geometry and loved bad voice singing the melody of "Just You Wait!»
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