About CCC - 3
I suddenly thought what to call the cycle of Balkan stories "KKK" is not correct, not cool, not pretty. "BBB" - much more favorable Balkan name. Thus, the "BBB" - Bosnia, Bozic, the Divine.
I am convinced that the country name and surname of one of its best representatives come from the word "divine". The store Bozic International Foods you can see the wonders of the Bosnian geometry: a cube of cheese, sausage circles, cylinders, cups of brandy on a rectangular silver tray. Well, not divinely right?
- Help yourself! Today Adha!
- And when the next "presentation"?
- 25 December and then January 7.
Saints are people who know perfectly well that the representatives of All faiths are not indifferent to the divine freebie!
Providers sacred dishes and drinks divine brutal and deliciously muskulinny. They have all the signs of belonging to the Bosnian idols: powerful neck, burning opinions, tight jeans, a red Marlboro in his pocket, just enough under-seat wagon. They have a vision my prophetic dreams, and waking, I immediately arranged a pilgrimage into this pious place. Saleswoman with bambalonkami "fourth the size of frozen like a statue ... Balik, sweets Bananko, shlivovits - divine! Wise Bozic knows that nostalgia for his homeland - hell, a condition close to it - the heavenly bliss. Otherwise why else would he has delivered the party singed Chilean wine (chardonnay "tastefully port," Sauvignon Blanc "- are tastefully nutmeg)? No way to recreate the atmosphere Former Yugoslavia and the socialist highly spiritual sisters it! Bozic - superman, the Overmind, who worships our entire international estate. Try to get first, and then sell a fake in the U.S. - it can not be mere mortals! "Curva Savetsky Union!" - In ecstasy "I cried, othlebnuv one divine drink, and squeezed it to others, and in the same spiritual impulse echoed my brothers and my drinking companions ...
Our new dzhenitor, ideal miraculous Bosnian male beauty, admired magnet with the bright face of Tito in my fridge, rants about the past greatness of the SFRY, curses the European Union. "Germany is boring". And I'm completely new to buy souvenirs in Slovenia. And we have, and a neighbor on the floor once again clogged bathtub, and I was hoping to lure him and hand "Tool for the mechanical cleaning of blockages in sewer pipes and remove them from the air, preventing the flow of water." I specifically so pretentious said, because they do not want to defile the story of divine beauty and despised the word "vantuz. But Ismet - a holy man, and can not izmarat white hands He repents his ... and in an attempt to redemption screwed magical spiral bulbs that claim to save energy, but the light from them is weaker than in the cell. A savior-plumber will come only on the third day. "But what about the stench of flesh? How does the daily ablutions! "- Comes well supplied baritone faithful. "By you - an empty apartment, go back to wash, shave, but do not forget about your neighbor ... Does accustomed to inconveniences?" Nostalgia for the homeland - Hell, the conditions close to her - heavenly bliss, and Ismet - our benefactor. While faithful gather bath accessories, neighbor-Bulgarian and I made graph using a shower in the apartment one floor below. Rules of the game "Curva Savetsky Union!" We both own a virtuoso! And the game itself in the American metropolis of the 21 st century simply divine!
Traditional digression.
in 1998, the former industrial area. Coquettish pink building, which is located on the fashionable those times Breakfast Club. Pole-waiter intrudes on the shift, casts the interested gaze of other waitresses (two Ukrainians and one Croat), "busboys" (Bulgarian and Lithuanian), chef-Pole. Customers sit at a table, and one says to another in the great and mighty: "Well, count up to me chick naked in bed, and I'm no fucking ... I can not ... "Pole shakes his head approvingly, and earnestly says:" Bitch Savetsky Union! "Since then, and has become a tradition ...
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