Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Foam Bathtub Mat Without Suction Cups



In the second half of December in my LJ occur in Dickens 'hard times' - I totally I do not know what to write about. The outcome is not am getting, goals for next year is not my, do not read horoscopes, resolutions do not write. What is the meaning develop spiritually and physically, If I had to quit and traveled to five color the river? The word "Wisch List" seem somehow unearthly, and a native Santa Claus, I never did not ask because that can not imagine how you can scribble something like "Dear Grandfather Frost, beard made of cotton , do so that I had tickets to Sarajevo, Mostar and Bucharest. Why strain the middle-aged man, if you can go into orbit (orbitz.com) and rotate for a while to find the desired?

So I ate buns, whittling "salads" , and philosophize. For thousands of years of its existence, and the cave, and progressive people have already signed all the possible inferences brought logical conclusions nashtampovalo stamps prescribed truisms and platitudes nabananilo. (Chewing Honduran banana) And I the worse? In the end, the banality often repeated because they are true for the majority. (Continues chant) Years go, but some values have remained the same: the closest people, great amor, Kodak moments. Although replaced by Kodak soap dish for 50 of the Baku-soapbox Canon comes in 200, and before that was a priceless Zenith ...

Memories - a privilege earned by with age. At 23 my heart was broken as a keyboard clumsy fingers. In an unhappy love affair, I blamed the authoritarian Soviet society, the system of higher education, Marxist-Leninist morality, low level of teaching a second language in the alma mater and the lack of bookstores in the Kama Sutra. But the point is no language barrier and despotic deputy. Dean, simply because of his youth, we had too few stories, and we are too quick to tell each other.

Every ten years, I understand that I love my age all the more, and with such trends, by the age of 83, I, in company with arthritis and hypertension, it can develop mania greatness! But zanudstvovat about the advantages of 13 year olds to three years old I'll be in the next post, but for now take advantage of the privilege, and remember his first Christmas. (I purposely did not write "Christmas", because for me it's two completely different holiday)

stumbles over the realities of American babies, we made first tentative steps along the flat, but the dingy sidewalk on the other side of the Atlantic. Valea border guard and I rented a basement, which is not devoid of feelings Americans call a beautiful garden apartment. Master suites, a Mexican "pan Francisco, and sprinkled with aphorisms such as" black people come for steal "and" Pshshsh! Automatic! ". Latest interjections are treated vintage heater type chingadera ", which for beauty, we set a decayed into the water. Of furniture - mattresses and pillows in a fit of charity donated by someone to whom they were also donated by someone with the same diagnosis, and before that ... and so on to infinity. Instead of chairs - Inverted plastic buckets (they pan Francisco brought ice cream for children from low-cost supermarket Aldi). Above us was Jesus - whether a nephew, or brother-in-law Pan Francisco, and I even tried a couple of times he lusty smile. It can be seen very bad things were my ... We learned to live and survive, and in the process learned that the best things in life are free. For example, Christmas trees, which they call Christmas, and so on Dec. 26, most of which goes in the trash.

... and there was Nochebuena, and Mexicans at the time forgot mucho trabajo-poquito dinero, and his daughters, first-graders were allowed nakrasili and adults do hairstyles. After all, they go to Mass, then to a large relatives to eat rice with a special festive celebration extraordinary beans. One of his first memories of Chicago - touching nakitas in ugly cheap jackets, dresses like a princess and sandals on his heels, in chicken legs in a bluish pimples carefully stepping through the snowdrifts ... For 17 years, girls grew, some pregnant, some over a surprisingly finished "High School", went to college, and I put them in three essays. However, some values remain the same: the pork chop, wine and mayonnaise "salad" for lunch and the status of Chicago as the city with the cold winter. "

Friday, December 24, 2010

Cake Messages For Retirement

Christmas New Year banality of Hir ...

capitalists are a few "Pound" harder than a month ago, the bank accounts they have a few hundred euros, dollars less than someone stuck in the airport (including passengers from a flight on which Dad was going to fly, but on all the known reasons, had not come, but I do not gloat over), someone has not paid a bonus, a myriad of animals sacrificed in gluttony, in stores finally stop pushing, and restaurants to play the hated Christmas songs, someone like mad salsa, but the Poles are preparing unleavened and tasteless . Christmas is sweeping the planet ... Congratulations to all who celebrate today! You could write something more flowery or witty, but who cares? Importantly, that from the heart!




What it means in the language ORIGINAL


Carol of the Bells, Carol of the Bells, schedrivochka,
Pryletila lastivochka,
became a twitter,
Master cause:
- Come out, Hoot,
Look at the sheepfold,
They ran cattle,
A yahnychky born.
As you all a good product,
Merck will have money.
Although no money, chaff,
chornobrova woman in you.
Carol of the Bells, Carol of the Bells, schedrivochka,
Pryletila lastivochka.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Renewing Ohio Drivers License Duriing Birth Month

«The yacht can be?" Need!

umeyu I write reviews, but recently read wonderful, beautiful, sincere, funny, interesting, romantic love story, where every minute like a flash and simply must share with you. This product made me laugh, laugh, cry and cry and cold winter evenings to want to go to a favorite on the shore of the warm sea in the beautiful white suit with gold buttons. I realized that life is passing, and I never ran to the guy at the airport to whirl in a long kiss and play beautiful song from the series. There is another life, where you can plunge into the magical world buffet, walk with the Turks, and even have them holiday romance and even sex.

But I will not torment you more in the sweet anticipation of the story. I can only say that Elchin Safarli in no case should read this work! Otherwise he'd be afraid, shame and envy, will drown his laptop in the Bosporus. It is not excluded that even Pamuk refuses Nobel prize, but will still be better if the bonus he would buy a yacht. Because replacing them come thin sincere narrator in leoperdovyh dresses and heady poetic Bell, who like Turkey, the Turks, the sea and love.

Please, please continue reading to the end and I think you get the same pleasure as if visited in Kemer in a warm southern night at the beautiful villa. Intrigue, costumes, betrayal, passion, great food, and then we all will be a dream.

«... All roads lead to the sea ... proceed skunk river on the blue bridge and hear the wild cries of: "Girls, come here! We zdeees! "How fortunate all my life just you and looking!))) We approach closer and .... He looked at me and in his eyes I saw a girl who was so cheerful and her eyes shone with happiness. This girl with eyes svestlivymi was .... I. He said a "hello" or "hello" or "how are you", and said simply:
- «The yacht can?»
- «Can!" - I replied.
For 10 minutes we did have a good laugh, I have cheeks hurt) ... »

Monday, December 20, 2010

Parts Pirate Ship Diagram

Students! Leave Us Teachers Alone!

Twice a year, I brazenly misinterpret the immortal song of the great Pink Floyd. La-la-la! I survived another semester, evaluation set, the documentation put, holiday tacos, fajitas and empanadas eaten. ... "Chickens in Kentucky were the most delicious, but I did not have, understand why. But enough for a sandwich with cucumbers, spinach and pale turkey for a healthy bread, is also understandable why. Sometimes in the quest for health and beauty, Venezuela, Colombia is worse.

Last day of term - "small talk»:

- Vicki, you heard that the World Cup will be in Russia? Are you glad?
- What is sudden?
- Did not Ukraine ...
- Get a deuce!

- Vicky I want to give you these glasses *. I deliberately chose them because they are made in Poland! Are you glad?
- What is sudden?
- Did not Ukraine ...
- Get a deuce!

(boring teacher's voice)
- you have to repeat a course a second, third, and fourth time, until you learn that the Ukraine - not Russia and Poland, will not learn Ukraine on the world map and correctly pronounce the "fat" and "gorilka» .**
- pff! Scared! We have only this and look forward to!

And only in the clear eyes of the Baltic student from Latvia were read understanding ...

last day of term - is a riddle.

Do you remember the brightest minds of friends, as reported by trying to decipher Honduran writing ? Sweet girl Dulce kindly rewrote this masterpiece: "It was a complete disaster, but the desire and good will of the people made our country stronger to start a new life again".

I continue productive morning exercises for the mind. Do you agree that education - the process of mutual, and the errors of students in English can learn a lot of English? So, senores and senoras, work out in the "tradukshen in espanish or ... Inglish»:

wanted beings
continue forward
great human heat
return to speak
you have reason
annotate
superation
lose the test

last day of term - this is the last chance to demonstrate writing skills. But the number of clauses in complex sentences compared with their compatriots, Marquez has not yet been able to no one, even though many have tried.

But then he thought about the loneliness that lives in this country and how difficult it had been for the change of culture and their way of life, that his brother came to this country and thought he was better in the city where he could be with their wanted beings and not suffer the loneliness you feel when you go out of their country.

(Is not it great-great-grandson of Colonel Aureliano in anticipation of a verdict before the Consular booth in Bogota? Ugh, these consuls will drive me crazy, just an obsession for some!).

And, of course, the last in this year's portion perDlov.

I remember that my parents were adorable, but they could be better especially in discipline.

(Future psychologist from childhood hip in the correct upbringing ... parents!)

I felt sad because I left my family and fried.
My mother-in-law is great. She taught me cook my son

(uncomprehending razvozhu hands. Latina - not cannibals, and family values they are very strong.)

It's not easy to live in this country. It will be easy for people from Europe.

(Guys, where were you when illegal depressing of professor Matorrales draila floors in the homes of "rich American females?)

To improve your English, you have to speak outside.

(Well, yes, braces, especially if you come from the tropics, and on the street -14!)

I had a lot of responsibilities like climbing the living room.

(ahem ... even with Brother we had not guessed, though the pro We say "real children", while a second was added with a sigh, "very lively children." And we only played parachutists - jumped from the table in the tarpaulin boots and with umbrellas in their hands!)

And a little more:

He told me about his wet adventures.
Our childhood was very happy - we couldn't have electricity, cable, even TV was limited.
I had to sweet the floor every day.
My sister is berry friendly.

's all for today! Have a nice day!

Notes:

* [info] Olga , but what I tell you? I always give the dishes! It's just a universal plot, and soon I will be as unknown-science-form in a china shop!)))

** pronunciation of the word "gorilka for Japanese women that gave polish glasses, painful hara-kiri because the Japanese instead of" p "is pronounced" l "and vice versa. I wonder if they outfit Ralph Lauren?)))

Friday, December 17, 2010

Regulator For Camping Stove

About CCC - 4

Tanya wrote a thesis on a popular topic in Chicago on the "Balkan issue." Tanya says that he knew five languages, but I think that lying and, in fact, knows at least seven. Tanya talks about his plans to go to study in Bogota, and I lured her Medellin, the more so because there just is her compatriots . Tanya knows everything about all the Orthodox churches of the city, including the Ethiopian. Tanya, like me, loves to ride on the campsite, and we often discuss is much easier to climb - on the Indiana dunes, or Wisconsin rocks. With Tanya, we shared back porch (both fl 'is an n-ryusski?), Which we smoke and gossip about Yugoslavia. "Serb man ... how shall I say ... absurd ..." - delicately observes Tan. Have not seen it absurd Ukrainian men!

... second wedding anniversary and part-time seeing me in Albania. On the Rights of the bride, I tell visitors not to pester the Tana and sing a song about Alyosha. But what a hot Ukrainian boy listens not quite sober maiden! "Only had time to utter" how to "damage" appeared Tanya, and a mellifluous already curled around the periwinkle and the other fuck skillfully and with ardor to pianinke and sang well supplied baritone: "Whether showing white in the newly-fallen snow ..." the Bulgarian unit in the face miniature Thani, under irresistible pressure from Ukrainian testosterone still managed to retreat into his same tiny and stylish studio. But after three minutes she returned with a bottle of brandy and a photo of Alyosha!

***

... In the beautiful country of Bulgaria, the son of the family Dikov dreamed about the distant Hollywood. Dreaming-dreaming and then sketched in a backpack veshchichek yes and fled to the country of "unlimited possibilities". Loving parents spakovali suitcase and went in search of a single Chad. But before the "dream factory" they have not reached, we decided to improve their financial position in Chicago. So I met with Monica and Vlado.

In another life Vlado was actor Sophia Drama. One day before the show he looked in the video some American setting, and emotionally exclaimed, "That's really great art, but we're some kind of nonsense do! "desperately drunk right before the premiere. Never in his life he has not played so convincingly. He is particularly successful scene in a brothel ...

Monica was a journalist and as many Bulgarians, spoke in Russian much better than the villagers Bogorodchany Ivano-Frankivsk area. In those not so troubled times of the illegal Eastern European intellectuals had my way, or rather two ways: men - on the scene, women - cleaning. With intelligent Monica, we met at the unintelligent work in the Polish-American cleaning service houses. We were to representatives of the classical Eastern bloc in the western suburbs of Chicago area. Went to the automotive classics, lovingly nicknamed "Uncle Ford, talked about the classical literature, listening to classical music and classic American food service jammed. Polka constantly hissing heads, that we are not good enough "Spshontannya" and do not know how any "kuzhit" or "kuzhachit, and Monica loved to say that we are properly taught about the" exploitation of man by man in a capitalist society ". The more we are hated by the people, the more loved animals. In the house of another "rich American females, the first thing my naparnitsa asked the question: "Where they put the dog?" Damned bourgeois usually "put dogs in a cage and unable to withstand such a blatant violation of animal rights, illegal defender Monica produced the best friends of man, and those not otherwise in a sign of friendship rapolozheniya, began to gnaw possessed the landlady's shoes for hundreds of dollars and thousands of sofas.

course, we are kicked out of the "spshontannya, and Vlado earned on building an ulcer. Our employers have not lost anything, but we have got. I began teaching, and Monica and Vlado organized by the Bulgarian Cultural Center "Cyril and Methodius" and the plans they had radio and TV station in the Bulgarian language.

***

I could tell you more about Eugene and Geneva, one of many girlfriends Brother, the beautiful, mountain climber, and lover of Bulgakov. But it worked bartender, and on the way home drank a pint of vodka, a little shaded cranberry juice, at home catching up with a bottle of cheap wine and Brother stated that she had seen through and it works ... a hired killer. Then she called me: "You can ask Sergius, where I'm doing the car keys?" But of this I will not tell, because decided to make a positive Bulgarians characters. Do not tell me about Sasha and Tuturutku, a stuntman in the past, the stripper in the present. And especially do not tell he boasted a triple in the Russian language and the Quartet on the geometry and loved bad voice singing the melody of "Just You Wait!»

Thursday, December 9, 2010

My Ohio Drivers License Has Expired

: 3 Happy Birthday Ringo

post in but I'm flojerita failbook also I'm taking a break to write this xD
HAPPY Scythe BIRTHDAY EVIL GAY!!

Wn, really wish you well in this Diaye the asdf; w, have fun and all, do not know how much I love [although sometimes be more shota ashotao the world ( ?)] and like you, say I'm the crack is not true, you're the great, always cheer me when I get the talde and I endured many crap ... but that makes the good memories, right?

There are so many things that I remember when I get straw continue studying ... the fest last year, cosplay, epic ride in the center the intense marakeos msn and phone, many things, if I write them all never finish. By the way, you still owe the juice of July, tell me when you're in and we got together poh Conce. Joke seems fair that we've met on December 27, the day Kagamine ... ~
lolazo
shota I already had for my things oh, you're getting close to the 3rd age. By the way, I never thought that our friendship withstood so much, but I've seen how you've grown the little time we know, and I am glad to think that perhaps it has a minimal influence, I do not know how ^ ^ glad

However fag / Ghei this sounds, I love wn, indeed, are one of my best friends, my first Rhine and the most brilliant, well you're my burning swath vocaloid.

I hope and know we will be friends forever ... argh, I got Ghei! D \u0026lt;


Thursday, December 2, 2010

Slight Pain Behind The Ears

About CCC - 3

I suddenly thought what to call the cycle of Balkan stories "KKK" is not correct, not cool, not pretty. "BBB" - much more favorable Balkan name. Thus, the "BBB" - Bosnia, Bozic, the Divine.

I am convinced that the country name and surname of one of its best representatives come from the word "divine". The store Bozic International Foods you can see the wonders of the Bosnian geometry: a cube of cheese, sausage circles, cylinders, cups of brandy on a rectangular silver tray. Well, not divinely right?

- Help yourself! Today Adha!
- And when the next "presentation"?
- 25 December and then January 7.

Saints are people who know perfectly well that the representatives of All faiths are not indifferent to the divine freebie!

Providers sacred dishes and drinks divine brutal and deliciously muskulinny. They have all the signs of belonging to the Bosnian idols: powerful neck, burning opinions, tight jeans, a red Marlboro in his pocket, just enough under-seat wagon. They have a vision my prophetic dreams, and waking, I immediately arranged a pilgrimage into this pious place. Saleswoman with bambalonkami "fourth the size of frozen like a statue ... Balik, sweets Bananko, shlivovits - divine! Wise Bozic knows that nostalgia for his homeland - hell, a condition close to it - the heavenly bliss. Otherwise why else would he has delivered the party singed Chilean wine (chardonnay "tastefully port," Sauvignon Blanc "- are tastefully nutmeg)? No way to recreate the atmosphere Former Yugoslavia and the socialist highly spiritual sisters it! Bozic - superman, the Overmind, who worships our entire international estate. Try to get first, and then sell a fake in the U.S. - it can not be mere mortals! "Curva Savetsky Union!" - In ecstasy "I cried, othlebnuv one divine drink, and squeezed it to others, and in the same spiritual impulse echoed my brothers and my drinking companions ...

Our new dzhenitor, ideal miraculous Bosnian male beauty, admired magnet with the bright face of Tito in my fridge, rants about the past greatness of the SFRY, curses the European Union. "Germany is boring". And I'm completely new to buy souvenirs in Slovenia. And we have, and a neighbor on the floor once again clogged bathtub, and I was hoping to lure him and hand "Tool for the mechanical cleaning of blockages in sewer pipes and remove them from the air, preventing the flow of water." I specifically so pretentious said, because they do not want to defile the story of divine beauty and despised the word "vantuz. But Ismet - a holy man, and can not izmarat white hands He repents his ... and in an attempt to redemption screwed magical spiral bulbs that claim to save energy, but the light from them is weaker than in the cell. A savior-plumber will come only on the third day. "But what about the stench of flesh? How does the daily ablutions! "- Comes well supplied baritone faithful. "By you - an empty apartment, go back to wash, shave, but do not forget about your neighbor ... Does accustomed to inconveniences?" Nostalgia for the homeland - Hell, the conditions close to her - heavenly bliss, and Ismet - our benefactor. While faithful gather bath accessories, neighbor-Bulgarian and I made graph using a shower in the apartment one floor below. Rules of the game "Curva Savetsky Union!" We both own a virtuoso! And the game itself in the American metropolis of the 21 st century simply divine!

Traditional digression.

in 1998, the former industrial area. Coquettish pink building, which is located on the fashionable those times Breakfast Club. Pole-waiter intrudes on the shift, casts the interested gaze of other waitresses (two Ukrainians and one Croat), "busboys" (Bulgarian and Lithuanian), chef-Pole. Customers sit at a table, and one says to another in the great and mighty: "Well, count up to me chick naked in bed, and I'm no fucking ... I can not ... "Pole shakes his head approvingly, and earnestly says:" Bitch Savetsky Union! "Since then, and has become a tradition ...

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bad ~! Mogire! Beam!


RINGO! MOGIRE! BEAM!
Artist: Kenji & Zetsubou Shoujotachi Ootsuki
Anime: Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei Zan
Translation: Edo Orenji-chan
Lightning starts
apples! Lightning starts
apples! Lightning starts
apples!
Your life changes everything!

If you find someone to sing your thoughts,
should not fall in love immediately.
"It should be only for business." Rayo started

apples! Lightning starts
apples!

But if you can not stop the excitement, shouting and believes
password.
Singing together everything will change.
Change! Fly! Fly!

"Who do you think showing your new way of being?"
To all those who despise me!

Now we go beyond despair.
"This Side." Surely there
Shangri-La if I'm with you. The password is ...
"Lightning starts apples!"
But I wonder if there is no difference wherever it may go.
"Trying to be here forever?" Lightning starts

apples!
Lightning starts apples! Lightning starts
apples!
Your life changes everything!

If you find the big story that understands your loneliness
immediately you should not worship as a god.
"should only be using the manual.
But I love all that, right?. Say the password. "
believe and shout
password because we can not stop our emotions.
sing together that everything will change.
Change! Fly! Fly!

"What who want to show your new way of being? "
to those guys looked at us weird.
the bastards!

the other side.
Going beyond despair.
"This Side."
Surely there is a paradise if we are together. The password is ...
"Lightning starts apples!"
But I wonder if there is no difference wherever it may go.
"You have not searched yet."
wonder if someday I end tonight despair.
"I'll teach you a thing."

Everything will be fine!
No endless night.
This is the business of love and
"manual."

Yes, we already ...

Now we go beyond despair.
"This Side." Surely there
Shangri-La if I'm with you. The password is ...
"Lightning starts apples!"

the other side.
Going beyond despair.
"This Side."
Surely there is a paradise if we are together. The password is ...
"Lightning starts apples!"

the other side.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

2 Days Before Period Cervix

About CCC - 2

bus station in the Croatian resort town, 10 am, unfinished coffee, smoked a cigarette. From the nearby platform to push off the bus kusturichnye psychedelic Vinkovci, and I, Queen of cattle cemetery and matorrales with annoyance think that I have there, but not in decency, sleek Ljubljana. Why should I go to the capital of Slovenia? Only because in this city once wanted to get my dad, and there is a direct flight to Kiev, and from Zagreb, no? Still, I am going according bought for 20 euro ticket. Dastardly creation rigged so that the Ljubljana fascinated me, and then laughed for a long time, when the hit parade of favorite cities in the world, I put it on honorable third place after Chicago and Medellin. Then the Croat-Slovene long journey is over, but what prevents embark on a virtual ethnographic Balkan tour, which aims - familiarity with Homo balkanius, adequate and not very much. Let's go!

Serbia

I begin banal. Zoran manic loved all the girls from the former USSR, except for your humble servant. But periodically he compliments and gifts to me: "Victoria, you're a good girl, but not very bolshii intellekt. And all because I did not appreciate his innovative method enrichment of vocabulary. Others are inspired him to poetry and culinary masterpieces. Ukrainka He dedicated the poem "Lena, Lena, pussy foot, and Belarusian suggested" drink tea in srpski. What is it, I will not write because it's disgusting, but I can children to read and Baptists. After the failed tea ceremony, a good half of the Zocalo hath friends and acquaintances, and because of an obstruction, it is nothing no choice but to learn to be a masseuse. Now he wears a purple jacket, goes in a white limousine and still tries unsuccessfully to seduce girls from other Soviet republics and to receive "cookies, jam, communication."

***
In the gym I met a beautiful Serbian - Pestsovaya coat to toe красные кроссовки «Пума», когда-то роковые очи подведены чёрным, тяжёлые светло-русые волосы уложены в причёску «зав. Белградского гороно». «Я на пенсии, муж died, and I'm absolutely nothing to do. Just go to Zumbo and workout 6 days a week, but to make such a waist, as I want, still does not work. Sometimes going with my friends, go to a restaurant, dancing, drinking wine ... At Christmas, I'll go to California, and in summer the familiar name for Burma and Nepal, but I'm more eager to Moscow. I can not imagine what to do with so much free time! When you register at the school? We ought to be inscribed in English, but I can not speak, and grammar do not know. And computer courses do not interfere. But you did not understand! You're still young! »

***
first day of the semester. Teacher conducts orientation and in the end asks questions. Serbian Student: "You are so fat. Tell me, how much do you weigh? »

Croatia

about" Sexy dzhenitora "which always comes another once I have already written in the first Part . But I was silent about the fact that in our house is a boiler room, who run the repair works Croat mini-mafia christened briefly and clearly: "base". The base was not the only reason our almost ancient buildings. It contains strategic reserves of cheap swill Croatian "Kaštelet 'favorite Eastern Europeans Heineken beer, the Yugoslav Balykov in red and white boxes, and decorated her sagging sofa. Croats, strong-willed ears definitely knew a good judge of bad wine, mediocre beer, steadfastly meat and unambiguous hint.

Lyrical digression number 1.
known to fishermen brag sized allegedly caught fish, the waiters - the amount allegedly received a tip, and the Croatian dzhenitory - the amount allegedly seduced lodger at home. Female the floor was a most personal: Sdobnaya Mexican Mary, whose heart was busy janitor Jadranko. How it thrilled every time, seeing as he crawl mop on the windows ... Two Greek God - old daughter, and even more elderly mother, 90-year-old grandmother, who, according to Ratomira, "to the grandfather, neurasthenic dancer Sandra a black babe Nicole - a single mother with three children from three different fathers, and your humble servant. You know who won the high honor to be invited "To drink" in the boiler room with a flowing acrobatic tricks on the couch eaten bugs?

... Yugoslav saw me at the other end of the quarter and Rushed right through the flower beds. I thought that we have again complained to a neighbor below, "poltergeist" from Honduras that we have too much walking, but it was much worse.

- Vicki, I think that's all ... Your mom was here a year. And that ... no Skem? Could not find the boyfriend?
- And she was not looking, and from the lack of sex yet no one died!
- That you always know what to say. I am confident that with you in bed and not boring. How are you love more?
- Keep up the good work! And I call your boss, and he'll sealed doggy style for harassment ... Or what do you love more?
- Well, you're a European, a man ... "Vegetable" Sandra, I would have never suggested anything like that!

I think the story should be called XXX instead of KKK ... But back to the cave with the treasure. Spare key was at my Brother as he can with equal ease ingratiate themselves to politicians, homeless people, the oligarchs, criminals, homosexuals, bohemians and Pakistan, not to mention the Croatian cousins. Ratomir and a mini-mafia in the face of plumbing Mr. Woods, an electrician Mladen, cleaner Jadranko and nationalist Franjo knew Slavic wisdom: "How much booze do not buy it, still not enough ' That's why they gave Brother golden key to the case when, during the fiesta we have run out of drinks and food, and shops are already closed. The only condition - We had to restock by Monday, when after a short and easy to work day, the brothers-Slavs were going to miss a glass "Kaštelet and gossip on your hard language.

Then Mladen went on vacation on the beautiful island of Cres, and Ratomir on the next at least a beautiful island Krk.

Lyrical digression number 2.
June 2009. Tour bus returns to the Plitvice Lakes . Guide says: "On the left - the greenest in Croatia Krk Island "and shows a hand on ... absolutely bare rocks!

... Plumber Mr Val stayed on the farm and hung at the bottom of the ad with a request to call him "Mr Valerio. The case has provided very soon - tile in the bathroom as the stars poured into the southern night. "Zys of music imerdzhensi!" (Nothing urgent) - said how to cut Mr. Valerio.
- I'll come when I have time! You live in a apartment? Oh, so you're the nice Ukrainian girl? Then tomorrow I'll do anything!

He was heavily drinking, how many plumbers, and good, as many drinkers ...

Continued Balkan tour follows. Then at the rate - Bosnia, Bulgaria and Romania.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Watch On Line Peliculas

Thanksgiving

us - millions. We came here to "Maisky flower" and tried to swim on the Titanic, flew different airlines, crossed the desert of Arizona, broke through the Canadian border in the bale with the goods, have won the lottery, have been invited, as outstanding professionals have found my love. We came on tour and stayed for the longest and unpredictable "tour" in life. We have repeatedly otfutbolili impervious immigration officers, and we came up with unbelievable legend. We mine, build, swifts lawns, serve omelets, teach English in the same group with the same adventurers, translation of the diploma, are opening shops and restaurants are building churches, we want so that our children will not forget their roots and native language. Being skeptics, we believe rumors of amnesty and immigration reform. We treat, protect their own kind in court, become homeless, Buddhists and governors. After a 14-hour working day, in a poorly heated apartment, we read Kafka for skinny the blanket, purchased at a garage sale. The saved pennies, we're going to watch ballet. A week before the immigration court go a thousand miles to see Niagara waterfalls, because suddenly deported, and this possibility has never will be. We organize banquets over the purchase of new aircraft. Sometimes we love this country, and sometimes wonder "what am I doing here?" We are calling and ambition, but naively believe in the dream. We get up before dawn and begin the thousandth time ... not from scratch, from minus ... We - the strongest and survivors estesstvenno selection. Congratulations, dear immigrants, because this is our holiday!

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Travestì En France

And I did not pass this cup ...

[info] ayuthaya handed me the baton.



1) A list of 5 things that you can see, without getting up from his desk
Fan, Mexican rug, rubber boots, goggles for swimming (They recently loves to hunt durkiska), English-English dictionary.

2) How are you her hair?
hum ... hum ... sometimes I forget about it at all, and my Egyptian I spread rot colleague: "When you're already sakrana-sharmuta, you will become a real lady?!»

3) What you are wearing?
I knew that I would answer this question. Therefore, alongside in black and pink bicycle shorts, a pink shirt with ruffles and ceremonial spanking.

4) What do you do for a living?
Shoyu reasonable, good, eternal, but reap hilenkie fruit.

5) is your greatest achievement in life so far?
learned to go to bed no later than 23:00.

6) Who do you hug last?
not sure. A kisonku can and should be!

7) your current hobbies, hobby? Download
muscle and spend money for a healthy balanced diet ("I will go again today!"). Да-да-да, я становлюсь тем, кого раньше ненавидела!

8) Что вы съели последним перед заполнением этого опросника?
Читайте, завидуйте! Кукурузные чипсы с острой salsa, two enchiladas with chicken, rice, a handful of silos, which the Mexicans call a salad, margarita and a stack of free coffee liqueur from the owner of the establishment. Because I "Teacher", and all Mexican institutions give me "free Drinks."

9) Contents of the last received SMS-ki.
I never get smsok, I and no cell phone ...

10) Which sites do you always visit?
LJ, youtube, and in a fit of masochism - a forum for Russian Americans.

11) The last thing you purchased?
Two pairs bogEmnyh points.

12) What are you listening?
ChocQuibTown "De donde vengo yo" ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMS4J6Gp6e4 ) Cheverie!

13) What do you think the evening before going to bed? Should
to think about male beauty Bosnian dzhenitora, but I think that once I'm gone ...

14) The last CD, which you bought.
Blessed decided to play in Domostroy and forbade me to buy CD!))), because he - the genius of the Internet search! But I did not listen and bogotinskom airport bought 20 gold Kumba and the collection Colombian hits.

15) What are you currently reading or re-read?
This is the third month of trying to read, as we all know Liz eats, prays and loves (already eaten). The sixth month I spend in the company of Mexican women with big eyes (Angeles Mastretta, "Mujeres de ojos grandes"). But time is only enough for a book of all time: Advanced Grammar in Context.

16) If you could play any musical instrument, what would you choose?
I'm faithful played at all imaginable and unimaginable instruments, and more sings. Enough of the family and the talent!

17) What is your overall health?
briskly snapped joints, corrected false teeth - normalek!

18) What would you now wanted someone to say?
I want to tell the boss: "Rejoice, I won megamillion and fire." I want to say the owner of the house: "Rejoice, I won megamillion and slid into his own mansion. And if the first is unlikely to happen, the second, I hope, quite realistically and without megamilliona.

19) Tell us something about osalivshego you.
I can open my virtual crate, which is chock-full of laudatory adjectives and nouns. I can not remember the lessons of astronomy and write that Ira - sun, moon and stars. But you are far more usefully spend the time, if you read her journal!

20) Osalte the next five.
word osalte " to me is associated with fat. And so the in pyatёrke - beautiful Ukrainian girls [info] emmigranntka , [info] lugovaya_arfa , beautiful Ukrainian boys [info] ardenis and [info] spirius and ... [info] Gatika :)

(yes, I discriminate on the basis of nationality, and sho is ?))))


Sunday, November 21, 2010

How Much Does A Cataract Operation Cost India

beautiful park and great food

In the alma mater on the lessons of the English We constantly read depressing stories about jovenes latinoamericanos (young Latinos), who worked on the fabrica grande (large factory), and the weekend went for a walk in parque hermoso (beautiful park). Factories in Villavisensio not observed, because this agricultural region, neither young nor old Latinos, too, because the case was on Thursday, and all worked to the benefit of your favorite Kolombii. And here is a beautiful park attendance. At the sight of photos of the park, Valea border guard said again, his favorite phrase: "Look, there PURE!"










Regular readers have already realized that I love to write nasty things about the Colombian "gastronomy". Do I have a very from harm, and good food in Colombia still is. One that reminds Ukrainian! What there were pots with krovyankoy and bacon, but I did not eat! And ate here this:




And, as usual, "famous in the whole world" and thus a good half of the world not known to Mammon.




's all for today, because I - Lunch break!

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Ceramic Floor Vase In White

orenji_edo @ 2010-11-20T19: 23:00

From time to think today I discovered something very revealing about my personality: my depression should come hand in hand with my existentialist tendency. That would explain why so hard for me to switch with people, I like the solitary meditation and I have another idea extrañay pessimistic world.

could not ie the beginning of this oddity of my character, but in my earliest memories I see 6 or 7 years in a corner of the room thinking kinder vague things he could not give clear because of the narrowness of my child's mind. The first book that I managed to read one was "The Prince" at age 8, this reading marked me deeply, in fact, whenever candid review of your pages gives me a very difficult emotion described.

Then I went to "Siddhartha" in the space between 8 and 10 years. Maybe that was what triggered my character thoughtful, yet not quite understand this book even if you spent a good amount of time. With that history reads strange for a girl, and the fact that the "lucky" owner of a superhuman shyness soon led me to think that my peers were a bunch of bland people with no interest s science.

Throughout my whole life my friendly relations have been migrating from one group to another. When I finally find something else or less stable ... Another

Ballroomdresses For Sal

about animals

When we met with the faithful, in the stifling August 2003, I was 36 years old and in romantic resume - a single national. Ukrainian Village area of Chicago is no different from a Ukrainian village in general, and although I "sperdolila" out in a depressed 95-year philistine Chicago-Ukrainian obschestvennot, as it turned out, still wash up my brittle bone disease. In particular, the faithful, for "vuhom" vodka, once said: "Did you know that your Vick previously lived ... with a Columbian? "Blessed insisted that portraits Macaque, and after watching pictures of the album, which did not become a family, suggested: "I understand that this is a fad ... What you just like the exotic ..." I laughed loudly at him. "The sun, exotic - it's you and others Kiev artists and Colombians - a way of life! »

I really always interesting to hear that Columbia - exotic country. "Yes there may be exotic? - I think from a height his 20-year-old Colombian experience. But really, exotic fruits and exotic animals. Fruit will not, I ate them all. And here on "our brothers smaller "seen enough. (You already knew that gerrileros - it's not a beast, and now Colombian beasts - not gerrileros).



Zoo Villavisensio интересен тем, что там только свои, исконно колумбийские виды из родимой саванны и милых сердцу джунглей. Никаких белых медведей, жирафов и верблюдов.

Некоторые grazed since prehistoric times. It is understandable why this arrogant bastard bosses face of idle tottering biped - because his great-great-great-great-great-father seen a live dinosaur.



How cute! So would zatikala!



Ooty-way! Musi-pusi! And what a sweet beybichka!



Well, as without Kotegov and bizyanok? (All, it's time to stop the lisp, and then go beyond the flowers, zakatiki and salads)



In Latin America I am or where?



Andinsky bear, which probably brought in from Chicago because I saw the same here in Lincoln Park Zoo! This is an example of a kind of logic: "А столица Украины, Киев, названа в честь котлет по-киевски?"



"Экзотические" птицы.



Osos peresosos (ленивцы)



Незанимательная морфология: the word "zoo" consists of "zoo" and "park". "Zoo" sort of important, but the "park" long. Zoo Villavisensio simultaneously is a natural park, and next time I will show you achieve the Colombian parkovedeniya. Continuing on the morphology, "show" - this from the words "demon" and "monster"?


Sunday, November 14, 2010

How Long Does It Take Chlaymadia To Clear Up

About CCC - correctness categorical, beauty

I recently took the veil in the Bosnian ... barbershop, because the day before he subtracted the Internet for an American girl: "Oh, these Eastern Europeans ... they're all professionals ... but was told that it is clear that before ... I like painted itself ... and it looks awful ... that's true ... but why is so straightforward? "So I saw the eyes-popping-zabyvshuyu-buy-antidepressants-go-on-Pilates-young-bad-painted an American-and rough-categorical, unsmiling, but knowing the business bosniek. US-Bosnian pictures made me razulybatsya and urgent appointment with hostesses.

Tall, thin, fashionably trimmed, smelling of tobacco stylists (as I represented!), Unlike their American colleagues, is not bothered by "small talk" and yet caustic paint dripped by the collar, I pondered the flash mob, which has signed a comprehensive gifted girls [info] rocknrollapsara . "The rules are simple as Rake: You say that you wish to participate, I am coming to you in your profile, select vending interest, and you tell about this interest. And paste one picture in the topic. " Apsara decided that about Colombia in my LJ is not read only ... so many who have not read, but nonetheless, I went to the Balkans.

... I was listening to obscure Bosnian music and even less comprehensible the Bosnian question, but my head was full of confusion. Bregovic, Mitic, Kusturica, Momo Kapor, Pavich, Janissaries, Suleiman Magnificent, Roksolana, heroes of Plevna, stands-on-hill-Alesha, bunkers, the myths of ancient Greece, the NATO bombing of Yugoslavia, the chicken-no-bird-Bulgaria-not-abroad, the poor Romanians in galoshes, murder of Ceausescu, the Securitate, Dubrovnik, Tito, taking into Albanian, shlivovits, Ataturk, cheap coats, Russian Natasha.

Neprogressivnoe humanity in the face of my friends said that the Balkans - a farm and game. Neprogressivnoe humanity in the face of American man in the street believes that it is the bulwark of terrorism and the gathering of thugs. Neprogressivnoe humanity in the face of some Soviet women balkanok calls "hard-headed bitch with a clumsy person," and the Balkan "Cancel the males who have a mind blank. But they are known zavistnitsy that and polkas called "the whore with long noses."

I analyzed where is in my best interest appeared Balkans. They proved to be a logical extension of another interest - the "international male. Latina for 40 years is frightening boring. Three calls a day with the question "what do you eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner?" - I can not for the sake of love, returned Colombia with sexually mature! In addition, with its 176, the majority of Latins I look down upon. Ukrainians, Czechs and Poles mnogopyuschi, bruised and brutal, and usually do not last long. Most of them work on "Troc" (truckers) It means that the graph marital status will have to write "the widow of gasoline." Well, who meet the sunset of life (pictures raised her hands in the sunset sky)? Balkan however, usually work "dzhenitorami. In my life there were two dzhenitorov: Croat and Bosniak. I once asked a Croat, you need to apply for a warm (literally) place. "Being a bright personality!" - He replied immediately.

... ... It was a wicked autumn rustled the leaves late, and faithful to Brother stood in the middle of the street and noisy ... bellies were measured.

- Suñado, well, you and ate his belly!
- Look at yourself, shvagro, and still swinging walk!

Meanwhile, runs past "Outstanding individual" with a vacuum cleaner. "Ashamed, about the poor! Look better on Ratomira that fit you in fathers, "- I cried. He was really good: two meters tall, slender, with a noble gray hair, and, as usual, strong-willed Croatian ears and a goddamned obscheyugoslavskimi eyes.

- Maybe woman in 50 years you do not give a pass - as something I tried to make an awkward compliment.
- Incidentally, not only in the 50's, and in the 40's and even in the 30 - offended "Sexy dzhenitor" and came to clean the pipes in the bathroom just another way.

«If beauty is designed to save the world, it can only be masculine beauty of the Balkans" - philosophically I thought, and unfinished yet another interest in LJ.

Let others write a dissertation on the Balkan issue, "and learn about the war, ethnic and religious conflicts genocide, climate, altitude above sea level, cultural heritage and visa laws. For me the most important of all - the human factor. Therefore, the next story I'll write about interesting characters from around the peninsula, through which fresh Europe in general has a right to exist. I know that the last offer subjective and categorical, but polit. I will correct in stories about the USA!

And the most beautiful picture I've ever seen on the Internet (After seals, of course!). Bosnian Mostar, which wanted to get next summer.



wishing pofleshmobit, according to a comment! Want to ask about my other interests, sordid or sublime, just ask!))

If you are interested in this topic, you might also be interested of Poles in Chicago , my Polish Fall and why I love "hot dogs fucking" .

more about the topics you can see posts by tags Albania, Croatia and Slovenia.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Calculation Of A Perpetuity And Inflation

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Thank [info] miholsko_leto and [info] islairuchka for their invaluable contribution to the world revolution.



Today is Saturday, and as a partisan - concert on request. On the air - musica llanera! If you prefer pizduhovnyh and as if made on an assembly line of Venezuelan Miss Chegototam and pyshnotelye Venezuela Komsomol you act on your nerves, do not rush to attack the song in his throat. At 2 minutes 30 seconds would be a bonus - a kiss from the Comandante Hugo Chavez. All good weekends and from Monday to fight global imperialism, be prepared!

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Realtime Labor Guide 6

Another: Romeo and Cinderella

: Romeo and Cinderella
niconico
-From-
Douga translation: Edo-chan Orenji
www.youtube.com / watch

My love will not be the tragedy of Juliet
please send me away from here.


and disappear.

Mum and Dad are gone.
remains for eternal journey,
so it's time to dream for adults.
looks like someone has come again.
Tonight How far should arrive? Getting


pleasure of your expression as your small and tender bites of the fruit
saying goodbye this half-hearted tale. Laughing
innocently, probably from ignorance. Wanting
still much to learn.
My real goal and desire is
discover every part of you.

Search of Cinderella.
Do not you love those apples too dark?
But that page is about to be overturned unless we stop
Eventually, my Juliet
fleeing.
But you do not like that name, does it?
is true, are connected,
but would not be so funny if it were so.
Now ... Why do not we have fun a little?

My thoughts are heavy on a prayer in this warm
distant journey.
I wonder if they reach it.
All I see is distorted through my mind. Being
fast, then disappearing ... Up to that point
can get my cries no more?
A small hand
invited me to be closer. Leave
that mysterious land where someone calls you.
blank pages begin to disappear.
No matter how many times we are born, we will disappear.
Anyway, our hands are intertwined.
Is it enough that we
a princess and a prince for tonight?

The bells have rung, Cinderella.
Take off your shoes and run away.
If you do I will not be able to go after you, and nightmares
comenzarána chase. I wonder where
now expects
the girl in that story went away. I pulled away
things like dreams and hope,
and go crying for you.

Would you mind if I make a hole in your heart?
Would you mind if I fulfill all your desires for a lock of your hair?
We ran for many pages, so we need a happy ending.
seems that no longer belong here.
[The conclusion is your own, dear reader].

The negligible story has been placed in a small box instead of the big one.
O-hey! Wait a minute!
If I'm Romeo, this story is a tragedy. Sigh
Blame me and more.
This is what a princess really wants.
not want to be here, everything was really a lie.
Then this wolf has decided to devour.
I'll leave my other things I
now that the prince has been discarded.
This glass slipper is perfect for you.
Let me change that in a comedy,
and now I'm here to rescue (or devour?).

My Prosthetic Leg Blog

To my bitch \u0026lt;3 Much peace


I can not believe we spent so much time together and never have devoted a few lines ... I have no choice, right? Let me fix this oversight now.

think we met in 2006 ... time has passed. The only person who has paid off in those years of liceo you. Last year I was very happy and dull gray morning with your conversacióny your jokes that only we understood the two.

think that we distance ourselves by imbecility can not remember first year, and secondly not speak for that damn proud ... Well, considering I was not able to resume a friendship as before is quite understandable. The thing is that if we had talked about earlier I would have managed to escape my depression a bit more easily.

We have been through a lot the two ... these discussions in the class of Agnes ... laughter in history class ... Mathematics jobs where I became hysterical ... Management ... so many crazy things and memories.

You are one of the few people who actually saw me as I am, I do not remember if I've been crying, but believe me, did you get the ice crust that looks inside me with your smile, your jokes and your problems that helped you solved with ease.

're the only friend I had at the high school, my sister, my sister and my dear bitch ... I hope not, I know we'll be that way for long. Do you like me?

Thanks for all the times we spent together fucking bitch ... I love you more than the crest and a half infinite (but not lelamente, you know).

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Shuttering Calculation



so long without deigning to post anything here, I am an absolute fail. Anyway, so long ago that there is no event that I feel rusty, but that has not been the main thing. That PSU

brings me mad, I hate to think that I come over almost ... the problem is that through me the time to make the cosplay fest, as I have to make.

I can think of anything to post, I'm so quiet lately ... I only need my butler and would be perfectly happy. I hope this peace will last long, I got bored of going emo for life. Ah, yes, next week will start as an announcer in Molt radio Chain of Memories, I love this forum, it is so cool ^ ^ I entertain a lot with the users and the chatbox. I began to watch Hearts Pandora and I got love for Panic at the Disco again, this group makes me feel so hyper.

Well, I say goodbye until next Sunday, I have something to write here ^ ^


I want someone like him TT

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

How To Put On A Honda License Plate Holder

Gift: Freedom Magnet

to see bitches ! I leave a gift D: the translation of-Freedom Magnet I did long ago. For those who do not know, this is a continuation Magnet, sung and created by YU and G-to (Nico Nico Douga singers). The letter from which I relied for the English translation was made by Razzy.

Here, any use should give me credit.

MAGNET - FREEDOM
Members: YU and G-to
English translation: Razzy
English Translation: Edo-chan Orenji

Since I met you I knew all of our tears.
where everything was an illusion made from our fears.
This addiction is a sin, then only go down.
This love we share would be a crime.
I need you beside me.

was divine when your lips met mine.
I hope you are able to love again.

My heart is broken and its pieces have fallen away.
The pain inside me only makes me mourn.

Wherever you go I will follow.
No matter how hard is the trip.
Love knows no limitations.
Just stay with me for real. Our love can bring

Many things.
If I could deliver to gravity.
I could give my whole being.
Our love will not be lost again.
is like a magnet.

When we met I asked.
If we were lovers in past lives, breaking reality.
Once our bodies were together, I lost all control.
And every time I see you I can not help falling in love with you.

That look on your face makes me desire more.
Just tell me why you stand, what we are waiting.
I'm ready to accept the love you give me. I'll
away and wait to come and set me free.

I think this is enough for both.
We will look into the future.
This will show us the nearby distance we are now. Separating

and start again.
is much more difficult than imagined.
But still I love you so ...
My heart breaks in pieces.

Lies are nothing more than broken promises.
And once I knew how weak was discovered.
When we are free from this curse.
will be a long time ... before losing my love for you.

Wherever you go I will follow.
No matter how hard is the trip.
Love knows no limitations.
Just stay with me for real.

Our love can bring us many things.
If I could deliver to gravity.
I could give my whole being. Our love will never
.
For both, I think that's enough.
We will look into the future.
This will show us the nearby distance we are now. Separating

and start again.
is much more difficult than imagined.
But still I love you so ...
My heart breaks in pieces.
is like a magnet ...

.:: Link to the track::. www.youtube.com / watch

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Tiffany & Co.give Voice To Your Heart Directed By

Hoi hoi ~

Hello my dear friends 8D I'm totally happy because I have my cosplay planned for December ~ * gives a return to Masaomi Kida *

Animefest The first day of 2010 and will cosplay boy named Durarara series! along with a team ... The bad thing is that our measures 1.95 Izaya-san ... * * I have self-esteem crisis to fill my shoes D:

The second day will be Edward Elric (hyper-enhanced version) with Aru-chan (who is also Mikado), and after that I'll play the devil and my bass probably.

Hahaha, I'm so excited @! I want it in December then! So I leave the PSU in passing!

Anyway ... the old hell of my father pulling me from the PC goes well that best murderer, I say, I'm ee

Bai nii my dear friends * 3 *) / Kida-chan will go to sleep ~ \u0026lt;3

Friday, September 10, 2010

Southindian Artificial Jewlery

A note cosplay

About You-

* Your full name (real): Edo-chan only Orenji
* Your Name (s) cosplay : Edo-chan xD Cosplay
* Time: knowing that I do is cosplay? ... to see, officially since 2008
* Your characters typically are psychopaths vocaloidosos shota Children
alchemists: D
* The choose based on: simply that I like and now. w. * You did
crossplay?:
seeeeh, I always crossplay ...
* What do you think people who copy to cosplays that want to "scrub" people?:
that idiots e.é the cosplay is for fun, not profit or fame!
* cosplay you had any shame you have given at some point and why?:
the death-chan (female kid) D: walked with shims and everything but I still felt uncomfortable ... * Is Crossplay *
* If you want to cosplay someone but another person with more recuersos going to do the same cosplay you do or say about it?:
I do not know? peace brother ...
* Have you ever fallen in love at first sight a cosplayer and asked for his msn, face or something else?:
X / / / / D QUESTION UNHAPPY! * Remembers the nippon * was just something one day * *
awesomefaceplz * You look more like a cosplayer, someone who makes one or two at a time, or someone forced and explain their reasoning to the answer: an idle
cosplay for fun doing anything else, is only a hobby, should not be taken too seriously ... that is great that you put so much dedication and effort, but there really believe you character is much, no?
* tells the funniest story you have occurred in a suit: aersh ... 99% of the things I do with cosplay are for lol, but these are the most recent:
1) when he told the boy ria of nippon stein that I had fallen in love with the WTF face and you put len magnet because he was until he made a gesture with his hand and said "neglected I am a woman in truth "xDDD
2) when they ask me my age is also lol, I have 19 and not notice me ...
3) "lan give me a son!"
4) the epic scream fest 2008 ...

-On your clothes-

* Your first cosplay: Rika Nonaka (Digimon Tamers), but publicly was that of Tamura Hiyori (Lucky Star) * Your favorite
: Edward Elric ( FMA)
*-* * The most comfortable : that of Edward and Len (Vocaloid)
* The more complicated: Ehm ... not
* The most expensive: not tell you, it is sometimes I have all the materials in my home.
* Last: Magnet Len (Vocaloid)
* Next you plan: Edward Elric Masaomi 2.0 and Kida (Durarara!!)
* Some of you participated in the group: Len on The Stein and D asdf \u0026lt;
* Some with which basis: Len Magnet - Nippon Festival (in the top 10 bitches!)


-In-
Conventions

* The first thing you do to get to the desirability: cry?
* Enjoy more a conversation going in cosplay, civil or Kamek?: cosplay! > \u0026lt;
* Normally you, Posas or taking photos?:
am stalked xDD * rather go
or with sun @ @: with equipment is more cool:)
* favor or against stalkers?: depends on how stalker
* Something that you always wear the Converse: Cosplay, phone, purse, some money for micro and my pencil, is a rare practice, but gives me the assurance that a man can not (?)
* I happened to need a pin, safety pin, a pin silicon? : ehm ... lines to hit me in the head xD Sanzu middling stiff!
* What is the most interesting that has happened in a conversation?: I say "give me a son len!" TwT
* acknowledge all of them? Friends or acquaintances, or not bring cosplay?: depends
xD * Normally you buy in a conversation?: not buy, go hungry, A;

Y.. no photos because it gives me tin D \u0026lt;

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Catchy Bachelorette Phrases

Nippon Festival - Day 1

Today was finally the release of the cosplay ... CSM WAS GREAT!

We met early in the theater and this time if you were on time, you could tell much the change of organization. My little hand and I went to the bathroom to produce us at 12-something, and we ended up leaving at 1, take a long wigs.

I cried Washita rich as ever and I was scared, first time achieving something like a cosplay. The random girl who looked at me scared me lust yes xDDD

then edited and put a couple of things that happened, I'm dead for sleep = A = morning drive to contest Cosplay D \u0026lt;to win!

A gift, love me

xDD And my Rinny

:



Bai-NIII ~

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Bloons Tower Defence 3

orenji_edo @ 2010-08-12T20: 47:00

Dohohohoho

2 days and counting, hearing aids are almost ready, peinaré wig tonight. I'll probably cosplay Death the Kid soon, and the 2.0 will definitely Edward Elric in December, contact lenses and asdf. Get ready, bitches! > D
Rin Ria
that trafficking is an evil alchemist with my beauty is not my fault xD be so sexy ... B3 I loryu mannitol rawr!


Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Can I Cook Pasta In Electric Steamer

And I went blank

Nyaaaaaaa ... and I was unaware that make new TT are offering very good scholarship to study Education at whatever, but damn I have no vocation for that! I have no patience and I will never apart I do not want to be the "old" whatever.

On the other hand ... are giving validation study abroad = A = for any subject that I know less well maso will not be secretly know that going abroad is my greatest desire that I can to kill my parents to go. In this point.

'm in the middle of an ethical crisis xDD I sell my soul to Kishin by a grant and be sensei or should I follow mystical path of translation? Someday I will decide ... (?) While I'm going to wallow in my indecision 8D

3 days for the event! D:

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Vesicare And Ringing Ears

Preparing the magnet


Yesterday was the day to attack the art with my puti-Rhine, we bought what we needed and we went to lunch at 4 to my house and do the headphones. Waaaa ... are almost ready *-* is a preciousness, are being very cute, I love. Ria, we make an excellent team puti-8D

Yesterday my father also went to the doctor so we had my castle for just us. Old odious, they say you can not do such a thing and goes and does it anyway, I load. He was given medication and asdf and never took them, not go to the doctor, drink beer before taking the tests, treatments disobeys, ah, worrying about it is idiocy
-.-
I recently read that Yamaha will to make your own Vocaloid is a name with M. .. Mizka or something, I do not remember, but is feeling much competition between companies, Lily I have not heard yet, but its appearance would say p * ta, is a Luka air russia with Rin, Len and Miku e.é go as competition between stores. Miki saves, Kiyo-kun is like a sensei Kaitoso is amorsh, and Yuki ... is a magnet for pedophiles. Fandom Vocaloid

degenerated. _. thousands of fanmade and stuff, not counting the Utau. I'll stick with Kaito and now. Speaking of degenerates (?) I have to finish off Durarara!. I am a weak, w;
out
Edo-chan ~!

PD: A festival ecchi ... do not know what make up now ...

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Funny Wedding Invitations Message

Duh?


Waaaaa ... is very close to release the Kagamine Magnet cosplay, I'm totally excited about that! Although it will be difficult because I have certain "impediments" to crossplay, but that did not stop to make with my little hand Len Rin Ria \u0026lt;3.

What would be missing the details of dress Rhine, hearing aids and wigs, but that we solve in a week because we are SO FUCKING AWESOME, Betcha! > 8D

Today I spoke with my Miyuki *-* miss her, he died on PC so I can not connect =.= Soul Eater is starting so I'm waiting to see the 5 and start the inevitable comparisons with "the character of my life ...", lenses is a
XDDD kuso
I have an existential dilemma, A; zetsuboushitaaaaa! I saw a chart graphic to $ 25,400 in September have enough money to buy it, but I also wanted to improve my cosplay dwarf the hit * steel * with it to do well, what cr * I have to buy wn sta?! D \u0026lt;

By the way, I'm a bad person xD ~ I have no heart and I do not care. Anyway, I'm not depressed, life goes on and always leaves people on the road. While it is not me whom I do not care. Ando

giving pure juice, I better go and find a better occupation.

Bye nii ~

Monday, August 2, 2010

Alberta Farm Land Lease Agreement

owo me 8D And


dream I have, I am preparing Magnet Len cosplay, I have cold, I'm can go find a ramen and release a series. Go mine life.
was so lazy I did a test Gheit on Facebook and I got something quite right with me ಠ _ ಠ strikes me that the page "dark" decipher the riddles of my personality! (?). The thing is that if I drew a house would be something like the description of my personality:

* Your house tells the world that you must be a leader.

* You are a lover of freedom and a strong person.
* You love your home and your family, you're also an artist talented.
* You are very organized.
* Your life is always full of changes.
* When it comes to love, you're a person closed.
* It's hard to win your heart because you decided to keep your feelings hidden.
* Your mind is always full of plans.
* Have a strong personal ity and like to direct, control and influence others.
* There are a romantic person by nature.
* Other people do not think you are flirtatious.
* Do not think too much about you.

A I'm not awesome ... manipulative and selfish \u0026lt;- \u0026lt;I think that gave the perfectly white. Anyway, that's life. (And it's true, I'm not flirtatious ¬ ¬)

Consider other matters: * Progress

cosplay ... 80% -> lack of details only.
* Progress in math ... sick; w; was so easy ... * Practice English
... beat me D: I practice when I want.

I better go find something more productive to do, there are potential readers

idle ee Edo-chan ~

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Used Campervans For Sale In Germany

The dustbin of Edo: 3

out Tah ... I'll start a blog again because I have nothing else to do = w =

I think this "trash" is doing well because basically that's what my mind is a complete dump and full of strange things useless. Let's see ... I'll start talking a little about my exciting (?) life

I have 19 years, I like the crossplay, speak English, I'm chibi, I hear fast music, I like to play with the MMD and I'm a fan of Vocaloid, oh, and my friends tease me because they say I look like Dr. Stein from Soul Eater, A; miserable! Weird it does not mean you're mad, or I'm a psychopathic dwarf because I get to threaten them with a butter knife when you're in my house ¬ ¬

Oh, right, as I like to torture me brother and I have evil purposes for my family, I tend to think very fast and my ideas are confused because of that. I am a case, but never go to a psychologist. NEVER. First I moor! * Maniacal laughter plz ... oh shit, I did it again xD *

I have dream again, A;

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

In The Nursery Twins Mediafire

OMGGGGG PROMO!

Well, well ...

always exciting promotion, said a well-known writer named Irati ... And for that I'm here, to promote a forum nn

forum is a role, of course. Vampires, but vampires such as Twatlight. Fags are not vampires that sparkle with the sun ... Perespicaces are vampires with supernatural gifts that add to its interesting condition, with an agency that is responsible for killing them from time to time, with characters involved in some plots taxes ...

Something different and original.

The action takes place in Monaco, a city-state of the French Riviera, a sunny place where vampires have to fend for relatively normal life and not be discovered. That of course, those who care about saving face. Because some of them do not care about anything and be able to snack on a man in the street during rush hour ...

So I invite you to come to know the city and its mysteries: D Do waaaaay promo: D