Can You Get Pink Eye More Than Once?

Fach you!

pretty girl anvorda_skello asked me to write 25 facts about myself, and I promised do it for a couple days. I kept my word, although it was ... two weeks. Consider this the first fact.

1. I always perform their promises, but sometimes at the time of execution, they are no longer relevant. Here it is necessary to give an example, and I made it up, give the word! But when that is done, everything is already forgotten what it was about!

Before proceeding, I would like to make a digression. I belong to the category of Soviet schoolchildren, who taught English textbook Starkov and Dickson to the category of Soviet pIdagogov that are on the same unique teaching allowance. If you and I skipped English and after school went to tutoring at about the same historical era, then you probably remember a funny word "tops", which from time to time with the expression it was necessary to tell the front of the class. In this post I, too, the facts are grouped by topic.

Treveling

2. Some people thought my facebook Traveler blog. But in reality actually I hate to travel Do not believe me? I have no interest in the topic travel. I'm afraid of flight, suffer from lack of sleep, are away to worry for the faithful and the cat, but on tickets and booking hotels blood pressure rises. "Oh, I was in (here, substitute whatever you like) and it was enchanting!" Seat friends перед компом и, оргазмируя от собственной крутизны, демонстрировать отщёлканные мыльницей избитые сюжеты и злиться, что неблагодарные слушатели начинают indecent yawn at the sight of "the most unique in the world of the cathedral." What is the difference, who have a leaning tower stood? Have you become any the better and kinder?

3. Nevertheless, I have the envelope "vacation money", where I spent years pile up dreamy Hamilton. You read the first paragraph in bewilderment and ask: "And for the sake of what? "Certainly, for the sake of vanity, for the sake of shocking, for the sake of the desire to show their uniqueness and originality. For what else go to rest in Albania?

Apiarans

4. One Chinese man once said that I look like a Mongolian, and I still do not know, it's a compliment or an insult.

Poust office

5. I do not want and never like in Paris, in a past life was not a cat, and quite indifferent to the "Japanese cuisine", "good spirits," "expensive lingerie and other attributes of" real women ". If in the absence of other foods I have to slurp "miso soup", to be sure that I have never in mock horror, not break forth: "Oh, how I'm finished! Need to lose weight! " In this situation I can only say: "And do not go for a burrito?»

You ask and here poust office? So post the same style Starkova-Dixon, and in those years any topic began with the words "akording that The New sovet Constitution ..." "d 'I can not about ghosts?

May Family

6. Ever since she married a professional vocalist, I am no longer singing parties, not to shame. I sing only when I walk around the cemetery. Three times a week in our family is like a conversation:
- Vikusya, you lift?
- You know, I do not like!
- Oh yes, you also have to sing about a cemetery!

7. As children we loved to play with Brother in the sick boy. What was this game? I have no idea! But you think about the title!

Scientific progress

8. I have never had a mobile.

9. I was the only time in my life screamed obscenities good skating on a roller coaster, which are globally known as "Russian", but in America roller coaster. Then I lost an earring, and decided that it sign, and I'll be back here. Two years later, I came to live in Chicago.

Foring kantris

10. Throughout the world, I leave the American-generous tip and I often provide "free Drinks."

11. I always have and always ask "how to get to the library, as well as a museum, in Millennium Park and the labyrinth of the Buda Castle. If the subway platforms will languish 150 people, the misguided right for me. I asked "direkshenz" even the Hungarians in Hungary, the Magyar language, and the Albanians in Albania, in Albanian.

Werk

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12. I came to the U.S. to work as an instructor on swimming. I decided this way: if I can swim and know how to teach, so it is logical to assume that I will be able to teach someone to swim. Especially because in DOSAAF like plump, and my dad - a specialist in alcoholic industry. The calculation was correct - the certificate at a cost of "half-liter" high-quality alcohol. A rescue drowning, as written classics, the handiwork of drowning!

13. When I first arrived in Chicago, and that does not even matured to the status of "poor immigrants", I once walked 16 kilometers to the employment agency and as much back (for lack of money for the bus). Work and never got, but what memory! As you can see, still telling!

Animals

14. I collect monkeys. All kinds - soft, hard, porcelain, pewter, wood, glass. And living too. Remember, I had a boyfriend Monkey?

School

15. Once I passed the test on grammar. Who knows me personally, who was on my lessons in English, still do not understand how this could happen. Yes, I myself do not understand because of all the skills own to perfection by two: the ability to explain English grammar and the ability to ingratiate themselves to the Colombians.

last phrase count, paragraph number 16, that he too will be in the "cheek" because Colombians have a bearing on absolutely all aspects of my la vida loca.

Hospital

17. Once upon a time I hated my job (in high school textbook Starkova-Dickson) that simulated a concussion. "It was bad, then good, then gets sick again ..." "And vomiting?" "Yes! Disposable! "(I was told that this is a cool symptom). Rayonnny neurologist called me simulyantkoy, but regional neurosurgeon was younger and prettier every time gladly extended sick leave as long as the training year has not ended.

18. In my life there were three outstanding matches that are affected by mental health, so this is also a theme of "Hospital".

Food

19. Even in periods of financial disaster, two things in my house have to be expensive and high quality: vodka and chocolate.

May FRIEND

20. I'm friends with the former, and I remember their birthdays. Not because it's important to me,
21. but because I have a unique memory for nonsense. For example, I still remember the name of the honored artist of Ternopil Philharmonic and stupid jokes that he gave in the basement "parohii" on the day of St. Mykola Vasyl in 2006.

Vezer

22. In love affairs I'm incapable of strong feelings, and in meteorological completely. I love winter and hate the summer. That make a profit Matorrales when the Windy City is approaching "the most dangerous, destructive and the colossal "Blizzard" in the past three decades "and the college canceled classes? She reads the wind speed reaches 40-55 miles per hour and visibility in places zero, put on his coat and light-hearted silly hat and go for a walk. And then, gay and rosy, returns with a bottle of Khortitsa to fresh borscht and new slippers.

And the more I can do nothing. I had a miserable biography. Fact.

anyone I will not specifically osalivat, but if you have a certain number of facts about yourself, throw me in the link.