Origin of Species by Darwin, not - 2
TUV (Trakist Ukrainian Vulgarius) has come a long evolutionary path. In a past life he could be anyone from the village accountant to the conductor's Choir. Rope. In the early nineties, most often was a "contractor". Illegally worked for some Poles, walked on the flimsy planks, he was afraid to go to "davntavn" (Center), because there are "immigration". "Faster, Faster, whore, an hour more dumb!" On Fridays kvass "Swede", on Saturday went to the fun in "Klyub, on Sunday with a hangover - In the Greek-Catholic Church. For this case, he had stashed a single white shirt, which is never erased. Put it on a couple of hours, again neatly hung in the closet. " If the church has not met with COBIT for adult entertainment was "to rent" to Vasil and Ivan, the same gloomy contractors. On rent Ivan drank in the black, the matter of the Poles by inserting it polonizmy. Three times to re-buy Obolon.
Ivan all respected - he "buduvav (building) even in England. In America illegally came from Canada and flew to Canada on a false German passport, which is immediately confiscated, because he will serve service is not one zapadentsu. To Canada - a stone's throw ... merry excursionists-grinkartochnikam. But the harsh Ivano-Frankivsk boys moved in the "Troc" loaded, and the unlucky, in the refrigerator. A few days on the road without food or water. The rest is speculation themselves.
He passed a year or two, and the most enterprising open own construction company, exploited the "novopribulih. "Faster, Faster, whore, an hour more dumb!" The most successful become millionaires. At Mercedes Jaguar and drove to the mansion of Roman and Stepan, a loud "fafakali (horns, what do you think?), grilled" on the yard (yard), a barbecue, drank Grey Goose " eating seeds and land. Matter - shared their impressions. In the Dominican Republic filth, poverty, and doing blowjob for dolyar, let alone two ...! In Mexico, the same hnya. Europe - Here is a culture, civilization, purity and beauty, not that this hole Americhka! Three times to send the young of Stella Artois.
through a series of mutations of the gay redheads "COBIT in bohemian rags from second-hand, their females become blond matrons with suchimi snouts in the classic design autfitah. Can afford to millionerskie income.
And then, as the husband of an unexpected business trip, said the crisis ... here we leave the contractors, millionaires, they have already reached its peak. We will continue to monitor the evolution of their illegal workers who have ceased to be established overnight. Not illegals and employees. In the case became the main driving force - natural selection.
filed a Weak "Dedo-sitters." Depressirovali, ruin oneself by drink, had lived all found and money is spent only once - on a laptop, which looked at porn and football. True, they bought the cheapest vodka, and drank alone, in a bleak, smelled drugs room when my grandfather forgot narcotic sleep. Struggling dreamed that my grandfather survived another six months, not out of philanthropy, but to save a few thousand bucks and jerk on rіdnu Ukraїnu winner. Sochi, Yalta, Gelendzhik, renovation, new Honda ... "Well, as there Americhke?" Cover with former colleagues glade and admire the beauty of kievlyanok. American elders live long, but not forever, and my grandfather usually die before the appointed "Kergiverom" period. Last, the wall, went to Kiev. Still, covering the clearing, as from the heart tore. A real man, "brought a woman in Gelendzhik, Sochi and at the Yalta money was gone. Baba pilila, blaming and scolding. Peel and depressiroval more, only the vodka was better and cheaper.
Most greyhounds and gonorOvye were led "Troki. There is always some natural crown, or Igor Bogdan, who has hired untrained trakista. "Faster, Faster, whore!" - Shouted by a mobile phone. "Huyar from Nashville to Philadelphia, an hour more dumb!" "Went tries!" But huyaril. Strongest couple of times slid into a ditch, a couple of times have not calculated the height of the bridge, got stuck, but were adapted to these conditions among individuals, survived and moved to a new evolutionary turn - bought "their own Troc.
through a series of mutations from the cheerful red-haired "COBIT in bohemian rags from second-hand, they have become a well-groomed females aspiring brunettes in mink sheepskins, mini-skirts and boots. Can afford to trakistskie income. Farewell faithful to the "Truck Stop", carefully loaded into the cab boxes, cans, castors and sudochki with pancakes, dumplings and meatballs ...
Drivers tremble! On your highways, country roads, streets and parking lots, a new subspecies - TUV! Here is such a mutagenesis ...
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