BLIZZARD 2011!
to celebrate the New Year begin to prepare in advance. Purchase caviar, vodka and champagne, apartment cleaning, slicing salads, decorating the Christmas tree. By meeting the next year are ready! Now you can "relax": smudge on the face "Miraculous" mask swamp color and double up in a small bath. Two hours later a knock on the door of "friends of the beautiful, delicate" and sit down for a holiday table and will ceremoniously escort old year and remember that it was good. But with every glass of weaker nodes on a tie, unbutton at shirts, decorum somewhere disappears, along with the departed year. Someone begins to take a blizzard or grass flat jokes, some with anguish sings about the roadside bush viburnum, and now the girls cry, smearing makeup. Yak hard zhiti! Gobies in a salad, face another salad, most transportable trying to crawl to an inflatable mattress, but poured his head in cat litter.
The next morning at the shattered apartment hangs a thick ominous silence. Any movement like death. The most eloquent helplessly silent. Then, twisting his headaches, swearing that "never again". But Mexicans have been weld boilers menudo, a Thai tom-hole, and some kind soul with the night "zanykala" cold beer. Most sane threw the remnants of stale salads, opened the box, covered in table. Extinct eyes light up again, replaced by pale cheeks, turns and starts the first Skype dvizhnyak new year. We can only guess that the neighbors think about the idols of the Soviet youth of Modern Talking and Genghis Khan ...
Home orgy natural year is akin to a New Year's feast. Everybody knows That the "Blizzard" will begin on the day of X and try to portray combat readiness. Meteorologists bring to the job cot and a change of clothes, ordinary people are buying shovels and charge batteries for cameras, because this year there will be something historic and unique, and no matter what you say the same thing as last year, and the year before. Careless professor of hundred times a day exploring the college website - what if classes have already abolished? Students come from tropical countries, simply sits out at home, hoping against the backdrop of a natural disaster of their passes no one will notice. And finally comes Mr. X, overcast, disturbing, full of vague expectations. Offices are closed before serving in a hurry to warm apartment train roar, sparks, and yet few snowflakes fright scatter. Heavenly Office still has not blizzard, all the decorum - delicate flakes are dancing a slow dance in the light of street lamps, but with each passing hour dances are made faster mass, furiously. The famous Chicago wind accelerates and hits the doorway, and an old door produces a sound, then another, then begins loud whine on two votes. Natural Orgy officially begun! Wind shakes wildly electric wires, piano spreads snow on the windows ... Pier, binge!
The next morning - calm, inexperienced skiers lone, bewildered, abandoned cars in the snowdrifts. Most sane - jeeps with snowplow - paving the first furrow, timidly passes the first bus, hesitant crawls out of the first subject with the camera. After another couple of hours in the eyes dazzled by orange salad spades, but with the advent of the first cyclist officially begins dvizhnyak. Young representatives of a generation and a half "valiantly rush to the hills on sleds, and poorer - On the lids of garbage cans; something to yell at spenglishe, wonder why their parents from the state of Guerrero complained of "Mucho Frio" (very cold).
In the northern North American city in the northern part of the one and only opened the restaurant southern man Mr. Reza , and devours yappisy kebabs, dolma and woman Hanus. The police "serve and protect" TV crew filmed. Homeless carpentry halabudu of old suitcases and mattresses, pulls the film out of bricks folding stove-not-stoves. With such a kulibinskoy ingenuity and under the bridge!
Professor of committing a romantic stroll on a deserted beach, and dreaming, slips and falls on an almost perfect balancing act that could portray a young age. Ibuprofen, ice pack, smelly ointments, hromenka kachechka " end of story.
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